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joke time
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(October 29, 2023 at 3:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Speaking of inventions, I'm working on the Beccs Behaviour Modification Device:




Boru

I got news...

...it's not a deterrent.
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(October 29, 2023 at 3:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 3:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Speaking of inventions, I'm working on the Beccs Behaviour Modification Device:




Boru

I got news...

...it's not a deterrent.

I’ve got news…

…it’s not meant to be.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(October 29, 2023 at 4:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 3:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I got news...

...it's not a deterrent.

I’ve got news…

…it’s not meant to be.

Boru

I made some incorrect assumptions about the desired behavior changes...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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What’s the difference between ‘light’ and ‘hard’?




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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A bunch of women Munchkins formed a track team.

They called themselves The Cunning Runts.

Their team jersey maker had to be very, very careful...
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Albert Einstein may have been a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 2, 2023 at 4:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Albert Einstein may have been a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

Boru

Well... he was also a genius who created a monster Razz
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(November 2, 2023 at 5:31 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(November 2, 2023 at 4:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Albert Einstein may have been a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

Boru

Well... he was also a genius who created a monster  Razz

The doctor didn't create a monster - he was the monster.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 2, 2023 at 6:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 2, 2023 at 5:31 am)pocaracas Wrote: Well... he was also a genius who created a monster  Razz

The doctor didn't create a monster - he was the monster.

Boru

In a way, yes. He was a dick to his creation.
In another way, he created the inhuman (or should it be post-mortem-human?) "monster".
Hence my "also".
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A guy goes into a bar with a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics and space exploration.

The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot makes a martini, and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot starts to talk about NASCAR, Bud, and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves but finds it interesting, so he tries one last time. He goes back, and after bringing the martini, the robot says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "About 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "Isn’t it terrible the way that the Government is hiding alien visitations?"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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