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RE: joke time
October 29, 2023 at 3:56 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 3:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Speaking of inventions, I'm working on the Beccs Behaviour Modification Device:




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I got news...

...it's not a deterrent.
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2023 at 4:55 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 3:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 3:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Speaking of inventions, I'm working on the Beccs Behaviour Modification Device:




Boru

I got news...

...it's not a deterrent.

I’ve got news…

…it’s not meant to be.

Boru
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RE: joke time
October 30, 2023 at 3:58 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 4:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 3:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I got news...

...it's not a deterrent.

I’ve got news…

…it’s not meant to be.

Boru

I made some incorrect assumptions about the desired behavior changes...
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RE: joke time
October 31, 2023 at 4:15 pm
What’s the difference between ‘light’ and ‘hard’?




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RE: joke time
November 1, 2023 at 6:37 pm
A bunch of women Munchkins formed a track team.

They called themselves The Cunning Runts.

Their team jersey maker had to be very, very careful...
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RE: joke time
November 2, 2023 at 4:51 am
Albert Einstein may have been a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

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RE: joke time
November 2, 2023 at 5:31 am
(November 2, 2023 at 4:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Albert Einstein may have been a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

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Well... he was also a genius who created a monster Razz
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RE: joke time
November 2, 2023 at 6:20 am
(November 2, 2023 at 5:31 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(November 2, 2023 at 4:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Albert Einstein may have been a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

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Well... he was also a genius who created a monster  Razz

The doctor didn't create a monster - he was the monster.

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RE: joke time
November 2, 2023 at 11:04 am
(November 2, 2023 at 6:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 2, 2023 at 5:31 am)pocaracas Wrote: Well... he was also a genius who created a monster  Razz

The doctor didn't create a monster - he was the monster.

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In a way, yes. He was a dick to his creation.
In another way, he created the inhuman (or should it be post-mortem-human?) "monster".
Hence my "also".
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RE: joke time
November 3, 2023 at 2:42 am (This post was last modified: November 3, 2023 at 3:43 am by Fake Messiah.)
A guy goes into a bar with a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics and space exploration.

The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot makes a martini, and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot starts to talk about NASCAR, Bud, and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves but finds it interesting, so he tries one last time. He goes back, and after bringing the martini, the robot says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "About 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "Isn’t it terrible the way that the Government is hiding alien visitations?"
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