Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: January 20, 2025, 7:23 am

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Offensive Jokes
#71
RE: Offensive Jokes
Very sexist joke, not for everyone :p


Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
Index of my best videos
Quickstart guide to the forum
Reply
#72
RE: Offensive Jokes
Man up Rob, don't be a pussy with your offensive jokes :p

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could prevent millions of mosquitoes of dying needlessly of AIDS.

If the camera adds 10 pounds, then do African kids even exist in real life?

Why do black people hate taking Aspirin?
They have to pick the cotton first.

Dats racist

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#73
RE: Offensive Jokes
Oh boy, you made my joke look suitable for pre schoolers :p I'm not worthy!
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
Index of my best videos
Quickstart guide to the forum
Reply
#74
RE: Offensive Jokes
(February 1, 2015 at 4:02 am)robvalue Wrote: Oh boy, you made my joke look suitable for pre schoolers :p I'm not worthy!

I'm sweet and innocent Angel

(February 1, 2015 at 4:02 am)robvalue Wrote: Oh boy, you made my joke look suitable for pre schoolers :p I'm not worthy!

Hehe I was just teasing you because of your hide tags. The joke was funny. :p
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#75
RE: Offensive Jokes
Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. Big whoop! Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
Reply
#76
RE: Offensive Jokes
A seal walks into a club.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#77
RE: Offensive Jokes
(February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am)Losty Wrote: A seal walks into a club.

...and gets a Canadian Club on the rocks.
Reply
#78
RE: Offensive Jokes
One day, I was walking down the road and I saw a black guy holding a T.V, and I was like "Damn! That looks like mine!", so I ran back all the way home and nope, lo and behold, it was still there, shining my shoes.

(February 1, 2015 at 4:15 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am)Losty Wrote: A seal walks into a club.

...and gets a Canadian Club on the rocks.

I don't get it Confusedadcryface:
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#79
RE: Offensive Jokes
Do you know how many times Losty laughs at Cthulhu's offensive joke?

Once when it's told, once when it's explained to her, and once when she finally gets it. :p
Reply
#80
RE: Offensive Jokes
Whoah Big Grin

An Essex girl was walking through a field on an average drunken crawl home, and she tripped over a guy asleep under a tree, waking him up. She noticed his boots on the ground next to him.

She asked him, "Why do you have R on one of your boots and L on the other?"

He replied, "So I know where to put my right foot, and where to put my left foot."

She thought for a minute, then asked, "Is that why it says C&A in my knickers?"
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
Index of my best videos
Quickstart guide to the forum
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Anyone makes mental health jokes... Mystic 61 17633 March 23, 2018 at 12:45 am
Last Post: Martian Mermaid
  Running Xmas jokes, what ya got? Gawdzilla Sama 4 930 December 27, 2017 at 2:27 pm
Last Post: downbeatplumb
  Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults? FatAndFaithless 8 2282 June 10, 2016 at 4:08 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Jokes thread (countries) Ludwig 4 1515 November 27, 2015 at 3:52 am
Last Post: robvalue
  This Week in Possible Holocaust Jokes thesummerqueen 16 8334 October 30, 2012 at 2:00 am
Last Post: Justtristo
  Jokes section ? Godless 82 23878 March 6, 2010 at 4:03 am
Last Post: Overmars
  Jokes UnFaithful 17 7838 June 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
Last Post: Overmars
  Rubbish jokes? lilphil1989 13 5642 March 9, 2009 at 7:33 am
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  The rude jokes thread Brick-top 34 33386 October 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet



Users browsing this thread: 5 Guest(s)