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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm
(October 22, 2014 at 3:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you really just HAVE to shag that sheep, take her to the edge of a cliff. Why? It makes the sheep push back.
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Velcro gloves and gumboots are a must, too . . .
. . . apparently.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm
What's the difference between onions and hookers?
I only cry while chopping up onions.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:23 am
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
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RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:27 am
Why did God make urine and semen different colours?
So theists knew if they were coming or going.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:29 am
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate - they'll kill your dog.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:33 am
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Food is like dark humor, not everyone gets it.
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