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#121
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 5, 2015 at 12:39 am
Laughing is a sign of weakness.

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#122
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 5, 2015 at 6:31 am
(October 5, 2015 at 12:10 am)Thena323 Wrote: What do two-faced white liberals love to do after pointing out the racism of conservatives and republicans on a daily basis?



Tell black nigger jokes.
No one finds this joke amusing?
That's weird...it made me fall out of my chair with laughter.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 5, 2015 at 6:49 am
Thena, I found it clever and funny!
But, you know, how the fuck do I know if you're gonna bite my head off for it! hehe...
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#124
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 5, 2015 at 10:22 am
(October 5, 2015 at 6:49 am)ignoramus Wrote: Thena, I found it clever and funny!
But, you know, how the fuck do I know if you're gonna bite my head off for it!  hehe...
That would've been a thought when you were Spock...eating your brain to gain your knowledge.
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#125
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 5, 2015 at 3:16 pm
Intro: Two Nebraskans are out hunting and find a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.........
Body: ?
Punchline: Yeah, but do I have to put my head in the fence?
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Intro: Guy walks into a bar with a turtle...................
Body: ?
Punchline: Yeah, but don't hit me on the head with a bottle.
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#126
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm
Sorry all. Put 'em all in the jokes thread. Nothing offensive here!
Now, being greek, I may get offended if someone posts something insensitive about the poor suffering Greeks!
And watch out if it isn't funny!
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#127
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 6, 2015 at 3:59 pm
There is the Wise old phrase, Beware of Greeks bearing Gifts.

Somehow I don't think that is happening anytime soon.
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Someone asked me What the Greek's currency was.
I responded, I don't know, I haven't watched the news yet today.
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An Italian fisherman's boat capsized off the coast of Greece today. He managed to swim ashore with nothing but the clothes on his back and one Euro in his pocket.

He is now the richest man in Greece.
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#128
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 6, 2015 at 4:03 pm
"If the Pope doesn't want to be knocked down, he shouldn't dress up as a skittle." - Ross Noble
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 6, 2015 at 4:12 pm
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