I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION

[Whateverist]

Bad naughty necromancer

Could be worse.

Could be a necrophiliac . . .

Upside to fucking the dead is they generally can't get away. Plus, once you're in a relationship, they don't get a headache every time you want to get it on.

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I think the little brat is long gone.

Well yeah, it's like five years old. By now he's taken a hammer to both his parents and is sitting in a cell on death row somewhere.

[Losty]

Gross

[Whateverist]

Not if you bath them properly.

[Losty]

:vomit:

[dyresand]

[Alex K]

Losty, is the "Sie" in the last line of your sig on purpose, some kind of dom sub thing?

[psychoslice]

When you get older and maybe get married and have children, are you going to make your children atheist ?.

[Losty]

Losty, is the "Sie" in the last line of your sig on purpose, some kind of dom sub thing?

Maybe...I mean, it's a translation of a song I like. But...Vosur did help me translate it. Perhaps it should technically be Du?

I speak Spanish fairly fluently an it also has the you formal thing. I never was good at figuring out when you should be formal vs informal. I've never really been much for formalities either.

I am getting a little better at German though.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Losty, is the "Sie" in the last line of your sig on purpose, some kind of dom sub thing?

Maybe...I mean, it's a translation of a song I like. But...Vosur did help me translate it. Perhaps it should technically be Du?

I speak Spanish fairly fluently an it also has the you formal thing. I never was good at figuring out when you should be formal vs informal. I've never really been much for formalities either.

I am getting a little better at German though.

I hadn't noticed but now that it's pointed out, 'dich' in the first line is informal (and 'dir' third line).

I'm still learning all the different ways these words can be conjugated by dativ, akkusativ, genitiv and nominativ etc.

But then even Daleks aren't sure and decide to play it safe by using the formal politite form:

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Alternatively you could put the following in your sig

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In deinen augen steht so vieles, was mir sagt.
Du fhlst genauso wie ich.
Du bist das mädchen, das zu mir gehört,
Ich lebe nur noch fr dich.

Du bist alles, was ich habe auf der welt,
Du bist alles, was ich will.
Du, du allein kannst mich versteh'n,
Du, du darfst nie mehr von mir geh'n.

Seit wir uns kennen, ist mein leben bunt und schön,
Und es ist schön nur durch dich.
Was auch gescheh'n mag, ich bleibe bei dir,
Ich laß dich niemals I'm stich.

Du bist alles, was ich habe auf der welt,
Du bist alles, was ich will.
Du, du allein kannst mich versteh'n,
Du, du darfst nie mehr von mir geh'n.

Du, ich will dir etwas sagen
Was ich noch zu keinem anderen mädchen gesagt habe,
Ich hab' dich lieb, ja ich hab' dich lieb
Und ich will dich immer lieb haben
Immer, immer nur dich.

Wo ich auch bin, was ich auch tu
Ich hab' ein ziel und dieses ziel
Bist du, bist du, bist du.

Ich kann nicht sagen, was du fr mich bist,
Sag, daß ich dich, dich nicht verlier'.
Ohne dich leben, das kann ich nicht mehr,
Nichts kann mich trennen von dir.

Du bist alles, was ich habe auf der welt,
Du bist alles, was ich will.
Du, du allein kannst mich versteh'n,
Du, du darfst nie mehr von mir geh'n.

-David Hasselhoff - Du

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[robvalue]

When you get older and maybe get married and have children, are you going to make your children atheist ?.

Make them atheist? Do they have tick boxes in the womb now? :p Probably they will soon.