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what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 2:34 pm
i would make people stop believing in me. i would have them grow up without me they wouldn't need me i gave them life free will they are good on their own. if they did bad in life the only punishment is getting a cold harsh glare for 7 thousand years or have them work for me.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 2:34 pm
I'd make two-line OPs a sin.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 2:39 pm
I'd have a sad, since I couldn't make any friends since I'd be more powerful than everybody. I could levitate my BFFs Mazda 323 if I wanted. The couldn't, and would be all jelly.
Actually WTF? I'd be able to make my own friends! We'd all take over the PA at a soccer stadium before a game and blast jazz, drone, and indie stuff for the girls and guys to practice to.
I'd be somewhat of a jerk if I did that, but not a psychopath like the real God.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 4:37 pm
I'd put a stop to One Direction
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 4:42 pm
I'd play with my SIM game and had fun with it.
There's no shortage of dorks to watch after all.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 4:45 pm
I'd get really creative making lethal viruses and antibiotic resistant bacteria.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 4:45 pm
I'd make a personal appearance and directly do the following.
1: Make sure everyone knew I existed and clearly delivered my message
2: I'd bitch slap every fucker doing stupid shit in my name.
3: Create a special hell just for Child molesters, paedophiles, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, and other evils in the world.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 4:55 pm
I`d create some other beings at my level and try to have actual friends, not slaves that have to love me uncoditionally otherwise they`ll burn for eternity.
If it`s true that our species is alone in the universe then I`d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 5:07 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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