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Damned Christians
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You know these few posts gave me a business idea: I could open my own christian church for Christian's pets. I mean there are a lot of christian people that love their animals as if they were their children and would do anything for them and have a lot of money! And since their brains are already dumbed-down why not reap the fertile soil (you see I already talk like a preacher) Christianity already made on them?
So I could open my church with slogans "Save your pets so they you can be in heaven together". I would baptize cats, dogs and what not, perform animal weddings and funerals, not to mention make them come regularly to church and before you know it I would have pet churches all over the western world and more money then Donald Trump.
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It's an ABOMINATION !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(April 1, 2017 at 10:02 am)vorlon13 Wrote: It's an ABOMINATION !!

Yeah abomination that is what Christians that read this would think, as well as "Ha! I would never get fooled into his church" But wait till you see giant murals on it depicting people playing with their pets on the beautiful meadows of the afterlife, you'll get so lured.

And for the atheists... let's face it. If you want to be filthy rich for the most part you have to broaden your moral frames; you either have to really pollute this planet or use and underpay people or really lie to people and fool them big league.

In reality hypothetical posts like this do make me think. For instance I said I would have chain of churches, but when you think about it it is impossible to actually have a chain of stores when you're in religious business. Because there is no taxes and no recites which means there is no inquiry into business and individuals that run particular church can easily steal from it (or should I say me). That's why the only ones who can do it are Catholics because they are very powerful and have deals with governments and that's why most of their income comes from taxing religious people, like in Germany. I mean it seems to me if Germany forbade that tax Vatican would be in big trouble. And also by having ties in the government they infiltrate schools where they can create fanatics by grabbing them from an early age.
That's why other religions mostly have those mega-churches where they can get as many people as they can in one place.
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Animals in the afterlife (heaven) would be unensouled simulacra of earth bound animals, and would be 'set dressing', in that they would be illustrating His words, such as lambs and lions sleeping together.

Even the suggestion an animal would be considered ensouled (or a son of Adam) is VILE heresy.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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As Mark Twain rightly said: "The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
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(April 1, 2017 at 6:28 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: You know these few posts gave me a business idea: I could open my own christian church for Christian's pets. I mean there are a lot of christian people that love their animals as if they were their children and would do anything for them and have a lot of money! And since their brains are already dumbed-down why not reap the fertile soil (you see I already talk like a preacher) Christianity already made on them?
So I could open my church with slogans "Save your pets so they you can be in heaven together". I would baptize cats, dogs and what not, perform animal weddings and funerals, not to mention make them come regularly to church and before you know it I would have pet churches all over the western world and more money then Donald Trump.

So basically, anyone who has a different viewpoint to you is dumb?
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(April 3, 2017 at 4:27 am)Isis Wrote:
(April 1, 2017 at 6:28 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: You know these few posts gave me a business idea: I could open my own christian church for Christian's pets. I mean there are a lot of christian people that love their animals as if they were their children and would do anything for them and have a lot of money! And since their brains are already dumbed-down why not reap the fertile soil (you see I already talk like a preacher) Christianity already made on them?
So I could open my church with slogans "Save your pets so they you can be in heaven together". I would baptize cats, dogs and what not, perform animal weddings and funerals, not to mention make them come regularly to church and before you know it I would have pet churches all over the western world and more money then Donald Trump.

So basically, anyone who has a different viewpoint to you is dumb?

Well I didn't say dumb but dumbed down to spend their money on foolish things. Like for instance Aron Ra said that his mother gave at least 1 million dollars to her church during her life, and for what exactly?
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(April 3, 2017 at 5:48 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Well I didn't say dumb but dumbed down to spend their money on foolish things. Like for instance Aron Ra said that his mother gave at least 1 million dollars to her church during her life, and for what exactly?

I think they more or less mean the same thing. It's their money, they can do whatever they like with it, why does that bother you so much?
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(April 3, 2017 at 5:51 am)Isis Wrote:
(April 3, 2017 at 5:48 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Well I didn't say dumb but dumbed down to spend their money on foolish things. Like for instance Aron Ra said that his mother gave at least 1 million dollars to her church during her life, and for what exactly?

I think they more or less mean the same thing. It's their money, they can do whatever they like with it, why does that bother you so much?

Hey you tell me. All I was saying how I'm planning to get peace of it.
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Rachel Joy Piland, 30, and her husband Joshua Barry Piland, 36, refused to seek medical treatment for their daughter Abigail and let their newborn baby die from the illness, jaundice by refusing to seek medical treatment. They were recorded telling a midwife that “God makes no mistakes”

http://truthcommand.com/2017/09/christia...-mistakes/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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