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The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
#31
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
It is, and it is not. Their god is three people, and not three people.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#32
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
(December 20, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Chad32 Wrote: It is, and it is not. Their god is three people, and not three people.

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#33
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
(December 20, 2014 at 2:56 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I still want to know if Drich realizes that his interpretation of the Trinity means he's a pagan.

I dunno, the pagans I know usually keep to themselves and want to be left alone, and aren't running around on the streets and internet preaching Jesus stories. If only Christians and Muslims could be so thoughtful this world would be a better place.
I can't recall ever going into public and seeing a pagan handing out pamphlets or trying to scare you into worshiping their deity.
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#34
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
If the practiced in private, like Jesus said, it would be harder to save people from hell.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#35
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
I'm surprised that movies and shows like The "History" Channel's The Bible, or the recent Noah and Exodus movies, are allowed by christians to be made. Seeing things like the splitting of the Red Sea, the burning bush, and giant rock people on the big screen really shines a spotlight on how silly these things are. My favorite part was the casting of The Bible; everybody cast in the OT was middle eastern, then, Jesus shows up and suddenly he's the first white guy. You can sort of compartmentalize Jesus as white in your head and never give it much thought, but seeing the story unfold shows in stark contrast how ridiculous it is.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#36
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
(December 20, 2014 at 3:40 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I can't recall ever going into public and seeing a pagan handing out pamphlets or trying to scare you into worshiping their deity.

There's also nothing to be scared of in neopaganism. It's basically replacing god with nature and taking the horned god and the mother for stand ins.
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#37
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
Hey.

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What's wrong with horny gods?
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#38
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
(December 20, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Exian Wrote: I'm surprised that movies and shows like The "History" Channel's The Bible, or the recent Noah and Exodus movies, are allowed by christians to be made. Seeing things like the splitting of the Red Sea, the burning bush, and giant rock people on the big screen really shines a spotlight on how silly these things are. My favorite part was the casting of The Bible; everybody cast in the OT was middle eastern, then, Jesus shows up and suddenly he's the first white guy. You can sort of compartmentalize Jesus as white in your head and never give it much thought, but seeing the story unfold shows in stark contrast how ridiculous it is.

A lot of Christians can't handle the fact that if Jesus actually existed, he'd look a lot like the kinds of people they'd rather bomb out of existence.

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a thing.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#39
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
This is true. He was a middle eastern Jew, but he's depicted as light skinned. Even his beard is typically much shorter than it should probably be.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#40
RE: The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
You can't get much weirder then the story of Balaam's talking donkey.
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