He's trying to keep the money stream flowing. Attendance is down at the creation museum as there are only so many fundie morons within range of it.
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Ken Ham's ark.
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 (January 6, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: He's trying to keep the money stream flowing. Attendance is down at the creation museum as there are only so many fundie morons within range of it. Also the fact if you find anything remotely hilariously stupid and laugh or even poke fun of it you get thrown out.
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Slightly related topic. I took the family to 'The Deep' over christmas, very cool aquarium in Hull. I'd forgotten how the first (long) section details the rise of life on earth through the fossil record with some neat interactive stuff. One family were scuttling through it pretty rapid and I'm guessing they were creationists who didn't expect to see that sort of thing in an aquarium!
They must be fucking horrified when their kids start pointing and asking "dad, why does that say it lived 500 million years ago when the earth is 6000 years old?". "This section is pure mythology son, now lets hurry along to the real section with the fishies in". I'd like to see them when the place is jammed and they have to walk through the section slowly with all us heathens. I'd be so tempted to stand next to them and explain things to my kids loud enough for them to hear, it would be sheer fucking delight to watch them squirm and not be able to get away. 
Daddy, why are you lying to me?
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(January 6, 2015 at 12:33 pm)dyresand Wrote: Also the fact if you find anything remotely hilariously stupid and laugh or even poke fun of it you get thrown out.-and put on a list.....  Thankfully, the employees are as dumb as you'd expect. If anyone's in town and would like to contribute to keeping this monument to ignorance open long enough for everyone to get a good long look at the intellectual bankruptcy of the creatard tradition - I'm always down for fun. We'll make very serious faces together and soak it all in.
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(January 10, 2015 at 11:23 am)Rhythm Wrote:(January 6, 2015 at 12:33 pm)dyresand Wrote: Also the fact if you find anything remotely hilariously stupid and laugh or even poke fun of it you get thrown out.-and put on a list..... Take pictures and video put them in a video editor and laugh and poke fun at how stupid everything is. 
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