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Questions about noah ark
#11
RE: Questions about noah ark
Satan keeps moving the ark around the mountain to keep xians and atheist fighting for gods amusement.

All part of the master plan

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#12
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(January 15, 2015 at 8:23 am)Stimbo Wrote: Sorry, where are the questions?

Sketch drawn by one of Painters in 1985 based on a novel Edward Davis of American soldiers who saw parts of the ark on Mount Ararat in 1943
http://www.noahsarksearch.com/DavisEd/DavisEd04.jpg
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Another one
http://www.noahsarksearch.com/LeeElfred/DavisEd1987.jpg
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is this true ?

(January 15, 2015 at 8:51 am)Drich Wrote: You can post them here

Oh, and then there is this:
http://youtu.be/a_wIKiOgk10

This was the nat-geo video that didn't work in the op's first link

(January 15, 2015 at 8:36 am)Stimbo Wrote: That's interesting, since the theist response so far is Jerkoff

That's wishful thinking stimbo.

From here it looks like the collective answer so far is a big nuh-uh! The floods not real, so their couldn't be a boat on top of a mountain!
what is this video ? what is about ?
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#13
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There isn't a boat on top of the mountain, unless it's the Ship of Fools.
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#14
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There's only one question that should be asked when people bring up the ark mythology, and it should be this?

How on earth can you believe this to have literally happened, taking into account the fact it's physically impossible?
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(January 15, 2015 at 9:15 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: There's only one question that should be asked when people bring up the ark mythology, and it should be this?

How on earth can you believe this to have literally happened, taking into account the fact it's physically impossible?

Errr.... people believe in god... how's that for physically impossible?
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#16
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But even (a) god has some remote possibility. Sure none of the god's people believe in now, but there is a possibility there is something out there.

But the ark story is just demonstrably impossible. Everything about it requires a person to fundamentally alter their perception of the reality they know is true and that they exist in for it to work.

I dunno. It was the ark story that gave me reason to doubt the ludicrous claims about the christian god when I was a child because even then I thought it was BS, bracketing out the omni-cide of almost everything on the planet.
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#17
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For me, it was the story of Gilgamesh that made me lose all respect for any holy book portraying Noah...
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#18
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Drich has become the new Statler, except dumber and less inclined to use the spellcheck programs in his own computer.
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(January 15, 2015 at 9:44 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Drich has become the new Statler, except dumber and less inclined to use the spellcheck programs in his own computer.

At least Statler entertained me with quirky young earth arguments involving nonstandard Einsteinian clock synchronization conventions.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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(January 15, 2015 at 9:45 am)Alex K Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 9:44 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Drich has become the new Statler, except dumber and less inclined to use the spellcheck programs in his own computer.

At least Statler entertained me with quirky young earth arguments involving nonstandard Einsteinian clock synchronization conventions.

Statler had a sense of humor. It was his saving grace.
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