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Snake Salvation
#1
Snake Salvation
The wife and I found it on Netflix.

[Image: pastor-andrew-hamblin-pointing-with-snak....jpg?w=615]

Venomous snakes, speaking in tongues, missing body parts and dead buddies.

Atheists, what's your opinion?

Theists, would you try it?

Extremely disturbing image of a now dead pastor's shriveled finger:



You are warned.
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#2
RE: Snake Salvation
Always wondered if the thought of the kind of cunt they're worshipping ever crossed their mind? A god that gives a preacher and it's congregation power over a snake....and yet...botflies.
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#3
RE: Snake Salvation
That's a clear case of lackitudinal faith. If he'd prayed harder, believered more, he'da been able to save that thur finger.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#4
RE: Snake Salvation
I root for the snake.
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#5
RE: Snake Salvation
They do the serpent thing with cobras in India. Seems to work better there for some reason.

Maybe their religion is less false ?????
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#6
RE: Snake Salvation
I like the thought of the 'Oh shit' moment when they finally get bitten. I guess God just forgot to tell the snakes their venom can't kill them.
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#7
RE: Snake Salvation
(January 23, 2015 at 10:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I root for the snake.

It's even better when they do the Daniel in the Lion's Den thing.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#8
RE: Snake Salvation
In regards to the shriveled gangrenous finger thing, it kinda looks like a mummys finger.

Perhaps that is a clue? Egyptian polytheism being plausibly the One True Faith ?? Weren't they big on asps, and mindful of their bites?

It all adds up . . . .



Thinking
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#9
RE: Snake Salvation
Yum! Moron jerky! Devil
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#10
RE: Snake Salvation
Remember the discussion about True Christians versus the fake ones

Matthew 15:9
But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

There is a part in the Bible where Satan tries to get Jesus to jump off a mountain because it was written that "the angels shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone." and Jesus reply was that "it is also written thou shalt not tempt (test) the Lord thy God."

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Clearly it is not God's will to be tested.
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