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Snake Salvation
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Snake Salvation
January 23, 2015 at 8:56 pm
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 23, 2015 at 8:58 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2015 at 8:59 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Always wondered if the thought of the kind of cunt they're worshipping ever crossed their mind? A god that gives a preacher and it's congregation power over a snake....and yet...botflies.
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 23, 2015 at 10:31 pm
That's a clear case of lackitudinal faith. If he'd prayed harder, believered more, he'da been able to save that thur finger.
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 23, 2015 at 10:59 pm
I root for the snake.
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 23, 2015 at 11:25 pm
They do the serpent thing with cobras in India. Seems to work better there for some reason.

Maybe their religion is less false ?????
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 23, 2015 at 11:41 pm
I like the thought of the 'Oh shit' moment when they finally get bitten. I guess God just forgot to tell the snakes their venom can't kill them.
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 24, 2015 at 12:19 am
(January 23, 2015 at 10:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I root for the snake.

It's even better when they do the Daniel in the Lion's Den thing.
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 24, 2015 at 12:33 am
In regards to the shriveled gangrenous finger thing, it kinda looks like a mummys finger.

Perhaps that is a clue? Egyptian polytheism being plausibly the One True Faith ?? Weren't they big on asps, and mindful of their bites?

It all adds up . . . .



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RE: Snake Salvation
January 24, 2015 at 1:59 am
Yum! Moron jerky! Devil
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RE: Snake Salvation
January 24, 2015 at 2:24 am
Remember the discussion about True Christians versus the fake ones

Matthew 15:9
But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

There is a part in the Bible where Satan tries to get Jesus to jump off a mountain because it was written that "the angels shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone." and Jesus reply was that "it is also written thou shalt not tempt (test) the Lord thy God."

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Clearly it is not God's will to be tested.
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