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Putting shit into perspective
#11
RE: Putting shit into perspective
Not only bullshit but extremely localized bullshit.
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#12
RE: Putting shit into perspective
God would make a very bad town planner. When designing humans, he put the sewage plant right next to the playground.
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#13
RE: Putting shit into perspective
Nothing better than a bit of perspective to start the day with!
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#14
RE: Putting shit into perspective
If humans made up Jesus and god... would that make us larger than the observable universe?
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#15
RE: Putting shit into perspective
(February 5, 2015 at 11:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Not only bullshit but extremely localized bullshit.

Hitchens would say - provincial.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#17
RE: Putting shit into perspective
Why am I reminded of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw

Never mind, carry on
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#18
RE: Putting shit into perspective
(February 5, 2015 at 9:51 pm)Napoléon Wrote: And how wrong they were.

I wonder what else they were wrong about. Thinking
I think that if we assigned a points system, they would have so many negative points for their understanding of the cosmos that they would need for everything else they wrote to be correct just to finish slightly in the negative.

Based on the rest of the first book, I don't like their chances.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#19
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Why was God so stupid? Why did he not even understand more about the universe than the people he was dictating too? Weird huh. God is an utter moron.
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#20
RE: Putting shit into perspective
My wife and I got a kick out of the original image. The universe is such an unimaginably vast place yet god is concerned with somebody rubbing one out or sticking it in the wrong place. Yup. Sounds legit to me.
(February 6, 2015 at 6:16 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:

OH YEAH!
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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