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Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
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I asked my pastor as a child "What about dinosaurs?"
I was told: "I believe the bible is god expressing how proud he is of his creations, not a detailed description of the creations"
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
 RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
February 27, 2015 at 11:42 am
(This post was last modified: February 27, 2015 at 11:43 am by Chad32.)
I used to believe homosexuality was a mental disorder. That faded out around the same time I stopped being a christian.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
February 27, 2015 at 12:56 pm
(This post was last modified: February 27, 2015 at 12:56 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
When I was a DM for British Petroleum, one of my employees told me that she thought killing apostates like the Muslims did would be a good idea.
Depending on which Christians are logged onto AF, my answer could be revised almost daily. I've encountered some religious idiocy in real life, but the shit I read here sometimes leaves me gaping at my screen.
Like that cancer is a gift from god to make us believe in the afterlife?
"You must A/S/K and you will find Jesus. If you didn't find him, you didn't do it right"
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen
"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
"You just refuse to believe"
(February 27, 2015 at 1:52 pm)Strongbad Wrote: "You must A/S/K and you will find Jesus. If you didn't find him, you didn't do it right" Or in more general terms, if something good happens, it's god. If something bad happens, it's you.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
A gem from our very own GC, paraphrased,
"there was no rain or rainbows before the flood. read Genesis to understand why." Yep, physics of meteorology and optics was different back in Ye Olde Ancient Tymes. Kept the Dino-sours and Giant vegetable-eating Bugs in line, it did. IRL, I've been told that old standby, "You just hate God, but know he exists." Yup! Nailed it! Dead to rights! Nothing to do with the fucker not existing! Not at all! Or a variant, "You just deny God because you want to keep on sinnin', whorin' and morein'." Hmmm, imaginary, invisible Sky Daddy or whorin'? Sky Daddy or whorin'...... SD or whorin'.... Tough call....NOT. |
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