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Chas Offline
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Quotes taken out of context
May 1, 2015 at 9:57 am
Take part of what someone posted and post it here.  Don't change any words.

Why?  Because lulz.  Big Grin

To be fair to the poster, link to the actual post.

(April 11, 2015 at 3:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There aren't enough school shootings ...
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RE: Quotes taken out of context
May 1, 2015 at 10:04 am
Now that is a fun game!

Feel free to make me look as stupid as possible. (This may not require much editing.) I'll try and score some later Smile
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May 1, 2015 at 10:10 am
(April 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm)Chas Wrote: We want Sharia law
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May 1, 2015 at 10:14 am
(April 28, 2015 at 9:02 pm)robvalue Wrote: At least one God exists
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May 1, 2015 at 10:26 am
(April 30, 2015 at 11:22 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Regarding the military, they don't receive religious services.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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May 1, 2015 at 1:53 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 9:45 pm)Drew_2013 Wrote: I’m a weak-atheist.
http://atheistforums.org/thread-31994.html
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RE: Quotes taken out of context
May 1, 2015 at 2:05 pm
Ooh, do me! Do me! Do me!
(Though I fear I may have just done myself with that one...)
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RE: Quotes taken out of context
May 2, 2015 at 8:23 pm
(May 2, 2015 at 10:08 am)robvalue Wrote: the Hadiths are divinely inspired and should be followed.

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May 2, 2015 at 11:56 pm
(May 2, 2015 at 11:08 pm)Esquilax Wrote: [R]ead those passages regarding slavery, and then worship the entity responsible for that, regardless of how convinced of his reality you end up being.
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May 3, 2015 at 5:06 am
(May 2, 2015 at 8:23 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote:
(May 2, 2015 at 10:08 am)robvalue Wrote: the Hadiths are divinely inspired and should be followed.

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God damn, you got me there! Big Grin
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