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I hate cliches to death!

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I hate cliches to death!
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 12, 2015 at 4:57 am (This post was last modified: May 12, 2015 at 5:01 am by Alex K.)
(May 12, 2015 at 4:49 am)pocaracas Wrote: Portuguese actors playing south american cartel leaders... that's messed up!

To be fair though, in Shark Attack - Megalodon, the south americanMexian mobsters are played by a bunch of eastern Europeans because they couldn't afford real Portuguese.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 12, 2015 at 5:07 am
(May 12, 2015 at 4:57 am)Alex K Wrote:
(May 12, 2015 at 4:49 am)pocaracas Wrote: Portuguese actors playing south american cartel leaders... that's messed up!

To be fair though, in Shark Attack - Megalodon, the south americanMexian mobsters are played by a bunch of eastern Europeans because they couldn't afford real Portuguese.

LOL!
"Real" portuguese must be in high demand... and since the supply is a bit meager, the price goes up! Tongue
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 12, 2015 at 5:24 am (This post was last modified: May 12, 2015 at 5:34 am by Alex K.)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 12, 2015 at 5:27 am
Henchmen with guns who couldn't hit a shed wall from 10 yards.
Sum ergo sum
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 12, 2015 at 5:31 am (This post was last modified: May 12, 2015 at 6:06 am by Alex K.)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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May 12, 2015 at 5:47 am
Whenever a woman throws up - it means she's pregnant. Fact.
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 12, 2015 at 6:01 am
Any time someone needs a shot administered, the person stabs it in half-way instead of to the hilt, effectively using the needle to saw multiple holes in the arm. I've never seen it done right.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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May 12, 2015 at 6:41 am
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 12, 2015 at 6:45 am (This post was last modified: May 12, 2015 at 6:46 am by Alex K.)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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May 12, 2015 at 6:45 am (This post was last modified: May 12, 2015 at 6:45 am by robvalue.)
Playing chess, one guy thinks he's doing really well but somehow hasn't noticed he's just about to be checkmated. Or else neither actor apparently has any idea what the rules are and just randomly moves stuff about.
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