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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 1:35 pm
More bullshit. Fuck you jesus, Fuck you jesus, Fuck you jesus!
Mt 12:31-31 31 And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. 32 Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
Two seconds later, I am now forgiven. The holy spirit is more sacred than the son of god; that’s funny. If I say that to jesus, doesn’t that, also, apply to the holy spirit and god? They are one in the same, according to most denominations. If I blasphemed against god, I’m also committing an unforgivable sin against the holy spirit (an omnipotent god needs a holy spirit sidekick because…) If I kick god in the balls, does the holy spirit feel it in his vagina? I can bang jesus’s mother and ask jesus for forgiveness, and he’ll say, “Aaahh, it’s cool man, no biggie.” If, I say the holy spirit is useless, then I’m doomed for hell. Christianity, you are so logical, aren’t you?
What if the holy ghost is no longer in heaven worshipping god (or worshipping himself rather) every second? Maybe, he converted to buddhism, because he got tired of all that worshipping bullshit. If I still blaspheme against him, does it still count?
Fuck religion.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 2:43 pm
Fuck the threesome....errm, I mean trinity
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 3:34 pm
Fuck the holy spirit and anything that looks like it!
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 5:00 pm
The Holy Spirit might just as easily be called 'The Arithmetic Spirit': it adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention, and multiplies ignorance.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 7:00 pm
-as if the faithful didn't insult the poor thing enough........
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 2:02 am
(June 7, 2015 at 7:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -as if the faithful didn't insult the poor thing enough........
Wait, you mean THEY will be in hell too?! 
Boy that place's gonna be crowded
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 7:08 am
(June 7, 2015 at 4:48 am)Neimenovic Wrote: And get a free seat on the train directly to HELL!
TIL the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the holy spirit, so put your heretic hats on and leggo
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The holy spirit's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries!!
NO REFUNDS LOL, I think most theist understand that Insulting the holy spirit is like a room full of 3 year old children insulting an adult. It doesn't matter to it. Insult gravity, insult a rock, insult a dog verbally.
"hating the holy spirit" is another matter. The holy spirit would not care, but hating anything to deeply can cause one a ton of unneeded stress. That's bad for us.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 7:15 am
More like a room full of adults jokingly insulting a childish fairy tale.....and I tend not to hate persons who don't manifest themselves within physical reality 
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 7:17 am
(June 8, 2015 at 7:08 am)comet Wrote: (June 7, 2015 at 4:48 am)Neimenovic Wrote: And get a free seat on the train directly to HELL!
TIL the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the holy spirit, so put your heretic hats on and leggo
The holy spirit's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries!!
NO REFUNDS LOL, I think most theist understand that Insulting the holy spirit is like a room full of 3 year old children insulting an adult. It doesn't matter to it. Insult gravity, insult a rock, insult a dog verbally.
Or an imaginary construct of some middle eastern goat fondlers, yeah we know it does nothing because it's all imaginary bullshit.
The issue you miss is that the bible seems fit to unforgivingly condemn blasphemy against the holy spirit, not jesus or god, but only the holy spirit. (even thought they are supposed to be the same person..)
It is the condemnation that is the point.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 8:36 am
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2015 at 8:37 am by robvalue.)
Why is the Holy Spirit such a feeble pathetic creature that one word of abuse is enough to hurt its feelings so bad that it can never forgive you? What a nob sack.
Why would a god ever get "upset" about anything we do? All this crap betrays the fact that these "gods" are nothing but projections of humans. And shitty ones, at that.
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