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The Taboo of Number Two
#31
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 9:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Speaking of the devil....

I shall not post pics, but it was a doozy. Anusius smiles upon me this day.
Me too! The plunger and I had to shake hands. Always a good start to the day.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#32
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
Lol, before I get in trouble by staff, I was joking about the pictures.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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#33
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 9:41 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 9:33 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I think my next thread is going to be a poop photos thread. Where we all post pictures of our daily poops.


Um,

it's sweet corn season here, you might want to hold off on that till the situation, uh, stabilizes.

Bahahahahaha!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#34
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 9:45 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 9:33 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I think my next thread is going to be a poop photos thread. Where we all post pictures of our daily poops.
Please make it a contest with categories like best length, girth, color, texture, ....... And ghost poops do not qualify.

OH my gosh, cracking up!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#35
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
...am I the only one thinking that C_L's poops would be neatly bundled?

Also, why the fuck am I thinking about everyone's poops now?
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#36
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 10:09 am)KevinM1 Wrote: ...am I the only one thinking that C_L's poops would be neatly bundled?

Also, why the fuck am I thinking about everyone's poops now?
My guess was little nuggets, akin to rabbit or goat poop.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#37
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
Let me describe my poop to you, as it is something I am very proud of.

I actually have very good poop. They normally come out in one healthy, large log. Kind of a milk chocolate color. I also have the incredible gift of being in and out of the bathroom in a matter of seconds. I don't understand everyone else's need to sit on the toilet and "wait" for the poop. When I feel the poop is coming, I sit on the toilet, and it comes out immediately. I guess not everyone can be so blessed.

Oh, and they ALWAYS float. It's like one large floating log in the toilet.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#38
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 10:19 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Let me describe my poop to you, as it is something I am very proud of.

I actually have very good poop. They normally come out in one healthy, large log. Kind of a milk chocolate color. I also have the incredible gift of being in and out of the bathroom in a matter of seconds. I don't understand everyone else's need to sit on the toilet and "wait" for the poop. When I feel the poop is coming, I sit on the toilet, and it comes out immediately. I guess not everyone can be so blessed.

Oh, and they ALWAYS float. It's like one large floating log in the toilet.

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#39
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
As for poop pictures here, I'd vote no. There are plenty on Tumblr for the aficionados.

Hell, there is stuff there that makes me squirm, and not in the nice way.
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#40
RE: The Taboo of Number Two
This is the crappiest thread on this forum. By far.
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