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Rapture September 2015
RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 12:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(September 15, 2015 at 11:31 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Stim, if he shows up, call the cops immediately and under no circumstances accept any 'presents'

Well he said it'd be something I'll like. I'm hoping it's one or more of the lovely ladies on here.

I'm guessing you are going to be a bit disappointed. 

Jesus with a Fiery Sword in his mouth? One of Jesus' minions from the Army of Hell? Much more likely I'm afraid.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Dear Crazy people:

Your bible explicitly states that only god knows when the end of time is coming.

Mark 13:32
But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone

Not sure why you think you know more than anyone else.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Nor the son? Jesus doesn't know? But God knows. And Jesus is God.

I have to go lie down...
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 12:44 pm)robvalue Wrote: Nor the son? Jesus doesn't know? But God knows. And Jesus is God.

I have to go lie down...

Sorta, kinda, maybe implies the "Son" ain't God. 

Or when you are God in a human form, the Godly wifi doesn't reach that far?

This crap needs a good editor to check for plot holes and continuity.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Well the zero hour has passed, so I am off to do some house and yard cleanup.
Next up is the 23rd.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 1:21 pm)professor Wrote: Well the zero hour has passed, so I am off to do some house and yard cleanup.
Next up is the 23rd.
And has what was supposed to happen, happened?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Quote:I have hundreds, maybe thousands, of apologetics articles stored in folders by topic on my hard drive ready for use at a moment's notice.

Yeah...that's exactly your problem.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 1:25 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote:
(September 15, 2015 at 1:21 pm)professor Wrote: Well the zero hour has passed, so I am off to do some house and yard cleanup.
Next up is the 23rd.
And has what was supposed to happen, happened?

Well the Middle East is falling apart. Jews fighting with Muslims. Still. Again. 

Crazy. Or maybe not so crazy. Maybe just as it is supposed to be hmmmmmm.....

From this news source, I find the following head lines. The third most Holy site for Muslims and the number uno site for Jews. (How do they rank sites by "Holiness" any ways? Is there a specification to be met?)

http://raptureintheairnow.com/?topic=tra...es-9152015

Tracking Bible Prophecy Headlines – 9/15/2015
Jordan king warns Israel against Jerusalem ‘provocation’

US calls for restraint on all sides in Jerusalem violence

Arab League Threatens Action Against Israel Over Al-Aqsa

Riots breaks out on Jerusalem’s Temple Mount for third straight day

Man dies following suspected stone-throwing terror attack in Jerusalem

Netanyahu to convene emergency meeting after holiday on stone-throwers in Jerusalem

‘Israel to Take All Means to Protect Temple Mount’

Power Cuts Prompt Palestinians to Take to Gaza Streets in Largest Protests in Years

IDF opens fire on Palestinian suspects near Gaza security fence

IDF hints at first Gaza war crimes indictment against high-level officer

Shaked: New Rabbinical Court ‘A Revolution for Israel’

Iran: IAEA Chief to Visit Tehran This Week

Republicans Continue to Push Against Iran Nuclear Deal Despite Setbacks

As US debates nuclear deal, Iran woos the world

Top Iranian space scientist among those killed in Mecca crane collapse

Video: Iranian Regime Threatens to ‘Humiliate’ US Military in War

Iran wants China’s help to resolve Middle East tensions

Iran releases ISIS-like propaganda video

Cold War weaponry and modern military hardware: Inside the ISIS arsenal
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 1:21 pm)professor Wrote: Well the zero hour has passed, so I am off to do some house and yard cleanup.
Next up is the 23rd.

Oh, no! You didn't go to haven? That's a bummer...

Yeah - next week it'll happen for sure. 

Dumb-ass... Tongue
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Well, bummer. I guess the 1914 generation had to learn the lesson too the hard way.

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