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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 8:51 am
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(September 19, 2015 at 8:12 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: 4 days left, prof.
What are you doing for your last days on Earth?
No doubt looking through the bible For inspirations about how to weasel out of admitting being wrong.
In this respect only, if in none others whatsoever, the bible is indeed atruly worthy and bottomless pit of inspirations, and the resident prophet who is always wrong and yet never admits to being false could find no better source of guidance for sad yet relentless weaseling.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 8:54 am
It's not known as The Big Book of Pick 'n' Mix for nothing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 8:58 am
Personally I remember quite a few endtimes dates within my lifetime. Not necessarilly religion related as in getting raptured. But I remember, back in the 80ies, some people went on and on about Nostradamus predicting the end for 1999, then it was the supposed electronical meltdown of 2000 and then it was the Maya bullshittery of 2012.
Quite honestly, I never did follow the outright religious endtime pile of shit.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 9:19 am
Steel,
Good question, I have been helping my brother in law, repair the house thad had been rented out (to what turned to be a low life scum bag).
Huge job, yard full of junk, smoke stained walls, dog peed rugs had to be ripped out + building repairs.
He and wifee live in Cal. and the house is here in Buffalo. Bad, bad idea.
I said to her, the only reason to not sell it, is when the Big One comes, and any of the kids are not raptured- they can live here.
She just gave me a pained smile. Penny is without clues.
The guys I work with went on strike 6 weeks ago (company leadership is related to Lucifer) so my availability and knowledge was a blessing to Bobby.
We made a lot of headway in a week, he is going to the Bills game today.
I need the break of going back to work, I miss my guys too- they are engineers so, unlike me-
they were at work, while I have been semi- retired.
I am going to buy lunch Monday or Tuesday-
might be a "Last Supper" of sorts.
Exactly 40 years ago there strike for 6 weeks, when it was settled- my life was very different.
I came back married with a new 5 year old son, and living in a different place.
The union guys settled for a nickel raise back then, I considered it a "Professor benefit strike".
I had just sold my superbike, and had both time and money to date my wife, hear from God, get married, go on honeymoon, and come back to work, married to a Godly woman.
Now, forty years later (the oft repeated biblical # of testing), it looks like my life is going to change for the better again.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 11:48 am
(September 20, 2015 at 9:19 am)professor Wrote: I said to her, the only reason to not sell it, is when the Big One comes, and any of the kids are not raptured- they can live here.
She just gave me a pained smile. Penny is without clues.
More often known as 'without delusional illness' round these parts. You should invite her to this forum prof, she'd fit in well.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 12:08 pm
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 2:36 pm
When the next date?I mean after this September?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 2:47 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 8:54 am)Stimbo Wrote: It's not known as The Big Book of Pick 'n' Mix for nothing.
I find that highly offensive.
It's called the Big Book of Multiple Choice 
They should make a special edition where each verse has a small reference next to it, to another verse. Then if you don't like this verse, you follow the reference to where it says the exact opposite.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 3:07 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 2:47 pm)robvalue Wrote: (September 20, 2015 at 8:54 am)Stimbo Wrote: It's not known as The Big Book of Pick 'n' Mix for nothing.
I find that highly offensive.
It's called the Big Book of Multiple Choice
They should make a special edition where each verse has a small reference next to it, to another verse. Then if you don't like this verse, you follow the reference to where it says the exact opposite.
I swear I've seen a version of the bible that does something like that. 
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 20, 2015 at 7:20 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 3:07 pm)Spooky Wrote: (September 20, 2015 at 2:47 pm)robvalue Wrote: I find that highly offensive.
It's called the Big Book of Multiple Choice
They should make a special edition where each verse has a small reference next to it, to another verse. Then if you don't like this verse, you follow the reference to where it says the exact opposite.
I swear I've seen a version of the bible that does something like that. Remember, the English wrote the Bible as a practical joke to fool the Christians. They did a wonderful job of throwing all kinds of BS in it and no one was the wiser until today when people actually take time to read the fairy tale.
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