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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 12:51 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 12:47 pm)abaris Wrote: Why's that stupid Noah shit on the menu again?
I mean, other than the whole thread being about something stupid. Who dragged Noah in kicking and screaming?
Do you even have to ask? It was the same guy that dragged Stalin into Randy's thread about mean old atheists.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 12:55 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 12:51 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Do you even have to ask? It was the same guy that dragged Stalin into Randy's thread about mean old atheists.
I had my suspicions, but I was reluctant to wade through all the shit just to confirm it. I see, now he's debating Eve's adultery as if it's a real thing.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 12:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done.
Wow. The gospel according to Huggy? What a piece of shit that must be. Look at the source.
Truly laughable, never heard that particular take on the myth. Eve shagged a serpent that wasn't a snake? Wow, that's some kinky shit.
If I was in the slightest interested I would ask for more explanation but I'm not, so I won't.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm
Poor Adam.... no other man around and he still gets cuckolded!
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 9:58 am)Losty Wrote: (September 24, 2015 at 9:50 am)pocaracas Wrote: Didn't the people, in Noah's time, have boats?
It's hard to imagine that no one got in their boats and managed to survive a flood...
Judging by a few civilizations in the Pacific, there are peoples out there who practically live in boats.
And the flood lasted for... what?... 40 days?... didn't they have boat journeys lasting more than that? From one side of the Mediterranean to the other on wind power...?
Was Noah the first human to build a boat?
It was a magical flood that could only be survived in an ark. The magical flood water prevented regular boats from floating 
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 1:01 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Poor Adam.... no other man around and he still gets cuckolded! If it was a 10 foot serpent with a forked tongue, he didn't stand much chance.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 1:02 pm
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(September 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Truly laughable, never heard that particular take on the myth. Eve shagged a serpent that wasn't a snake? Wow, that's some kinky shit.
Huggy might want to read the Gilgamesh epic at some point about snake shagging in the garden. I won't get into any more detail, since that might attract Randy and another suada on how christianity is so breathtakingly original. This thread is already shaking under the all out stupidty assault.
Oh, and on second thought, the epic of Gilgamesh is also your friend when it comes to Noah bullshit. And it has a better prose than the sheep shagger plagiarism.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 1:09 pm
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(September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am)Huggy74 Wrote: man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done.
And this is why to this day, men are cursed to walk around with a talking serpent a-twixt their legs, to remind the woman folk of the deception that they did do to mankind. And we never let them forget it, do we?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 1:32 pm
Would have put a whole new spin on that story, eh Losty?
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