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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 7:16 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 11:49 am)Crossless1 Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 11:47 am)Minimalist Wrote: Have you ever known a single xtian who wasn't a sanctimonious cunt?

I have. And I'm certain that each of them would have found Huggy to be insufferable as well.

Then they aren't True Christians ™
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 7:32 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 7:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 11:49 am)Crossless1 Wrote: I have. And I'm certain that each of them would have found Huggy to be insufferable as well.

Then they aren't True Christians ™

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 7:36 pm
Rapture?

I missed it again?

Darn.

When's the next one?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#644
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 7:53 pm
Oh man, I got turned into a meme. I have little choice now but to marry you as hard as I can, Losty.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:01 pm
You have to fight me first, I'm afraid.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:31 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 8:01 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You have to fight me first, I'm afraid.

Very well. Rapiers at dawn? Or would you prefer pistols?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:39 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2015 at 8:39 pm by SteelCurtain.)
10 paces, gentlemen. And NO FUNNY BUSINESS.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:40 pm
Not even the merest of bumtickles?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:44 pm
Quit lookin at me bum, you bum looker.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:51 pm
Imagining an American say bum doesn't feel right - it's like them saying 'bloody' or 'bollocks' or 'mate'. Get out of our turf, dammit.
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