Rapture September 2015

[KevinM1]

Any minute now....

[Minimalist]

The mormons are just as stupid as the prof.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2...lypse.html

Mormon Leaders Reassure Faithful: Sunday’s “Blood Moon” Isn’t Sign of Apocalypse

[Homeless Nutter]

Any minute now....

Christian nut-jobs are masters of suspense. 2000 years of this sh*t - you'd think their audiences would get bored, but apparently - no...

[Minimalist]

The audience keeps dying off while waiting and the next generation of dolts say "This time for sure!!!"

[Cyberman]

The really hilarious - and sad - thing is that they're the only people surprised when the Apocalypse (or whatever they want to call it) doesn't happen.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

No rapture? Why if I didn't know any better I'd think their just making this shit up as they go...naaaah

The next one is October 7, 2015.  It'll be the end of the universe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_da...tic_events

[TubbyTubby]

As always, my favourite christian site not only has the answers but as a bonus also explains the water on Mars

Yes, there is water on Mars, it came from the earth...It's part of my study from 2010, http://abdicate.net/book.aspx

Very nice! I just briefly read some of the highlights of your book. I missed the part where Mars got water from the Earth. Was it during one of the flybys that Mars absorbed some of the Earth's precipitation/water, or something else?

Exactly. I quoted a book that showed that all the ancient legends myths and stories repeat worldwide about the earth long ago. The names of Mars' moons was in a book 150 years before they were "discovered". It's just a paragraph on the topic about why a perfect God would make a year 365.2425 days long rather than 360 days. Actually He did and after the flood and Mars' last flyby the planets all settled into their current orbit. Every calendar on the planet changed after 701BC... Hazard to guess what scriptural event took place? ...

Hezekiah's ten degree change. It is also why the land of Israel went from a bunch of grapes requiring two men to carry to the desert landscape today. In fact this geographical polar shift will happen during the tribulation according to Isaiah. It's all spelled out in the scriptures if we try not to spiritualize it all and see what is written in simple terms. Take these verses for example......

A fucking 'study' on how water came to be on Mars no less! I've not read it to be fair but I can guess the tone of the study and I wager a bet that it involves magic.

http://www.christianforumsite.com/thread...576/page-8

[Foxaèr]

The Prof must be feeling quite the idiot, as usual.

[professor]

I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything.
All is well with me.

[dyresand]

Science behind the blood moon.
Earth's shadow is red at the edges for the same reason a sunset is red: When sunlight is scattered by passing through Earth's atmosphere, the other colors of the spectrum are removed. In a solar eclipse, the moon casts its shadow on Earth.