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RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
September 18, 2015 at 9:28 am
I enjoy lightly tickling my arms.
I do it in sections, slow spirals to the centre.
When each section is done, I give the whole lot a light scratch to turn it off.
It is euphoric.
Surely I'm not the only one!
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RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
September 18, 2015 at 9:34 am
(September 18, 2015 at 9:28 am)Little lunch Wrote: I enjoy lightly tickling my arms.
I do it in sections, slow spirals to the centre.
When each section is done, I give the whole lot a light scratch to turn it off.
It is euphoric.
Surely I'm not the only one!
That's odd but I might try that and nove on to my nipples.

I have an uncontrollable urge to smell my toenails and muck that is lodged underneath them when I cut them off.
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#33
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September 18, 2015 at 5:37 pm
Just remembered one, streaking in the 70's. Ya really want details?
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#34
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
September 18, 2015 at 6:14 pm
When someone utterly and insanely boring is talking at me (not 'to me'...'at me') I pass the time trying to spell random words backwards in my head. This gives me something to take my mind off of the brain-melting inanity that's being droned at me, and gives me a look of concentration that makes the speaker think I'm actually interested in what they have to say.

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#35
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
September 18, 2015 at 10:47 pm
...who runs errands in her pajamas. They don't really look like pajamas, but...still. Big Grin
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September 19, 2015 at 10:42 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2015 at 10:42 pm by MTL.)
....is a woman who wants to come back in her next life as a gay or bisexual man.
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September 19, 2015 at 10:59 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2015 at 10:59 pm by Bob Kelso.)
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#38
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
September 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm
(September 17, 2015 at 9:35 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I'm totally not the only who stops mid blow job and wiggles my boyfriend's penis around like a little dancing person! Then I sing "it's the penis show!"yay! Penis puppet!

That was fucking hilarious!
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#39
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
September 19, 2015 at 11:11 pm
Tries to only carry items with two fingers.
Such as phone, while calling I could hold the sides of the phone with the fingers and just hold it to my ear.

Sits down in a Squating position comfortably.
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September 19, 2015 at 11:14 pm
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