There's no way I'm the only one who....

[Little lunch]

I enjoy lightly tickling my arms.
I do it in sections, slow spirals to the centre.
When each section is done, I give the whole lot a light scratch to turn it off.
It is euphoric.
Surely I'm not the only one!

[TubbyTubby]

I enjoy lightly tickling my arms.
I do it in sections, slow spirals to the centre.
When each section is done, I give the whole lot a light scratch to turn it off.
It is euphoric.
Surely I'm not the only one!

That's odd but I might try that and nove on to my nipples.

I have an uncontrollable urge to smell my toenails and muck that is lodged underneath them when I cut them off.

[brewer]

Just remembered one, streaking in the 70's. Ya really want details?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When someone utterly and insanely boring is talking at me (not 'to me'...'at me') I pass the time trying to spell random words backwards in my head. This gives me something to take my mind off of the brain-melting inanity that's being droned at me, and gives me a look of concentration that makes the speaker think I'm actually interested in what they have to say.

Boru

[*Deidre*]

...who runs errands in her pajamas. They don't really look like pajamas, but...still.

[MTL]

....is a woman who wants to come back in her next life as a gay or bisexual man.

[Bob Kelso]

There's no way I'm the only one who...

... eats(drinks?) steak sauce, and Worcestershire sauce, straight out of the bottle.  

... can't stand being aware that his toes are touching each other. 

Oh, sonofabitch! 

... has to have the toilet paper roll facing the right way. 

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... can't bear to have any kind of cloth rub up against his teeth. 

... likes to yank it without lube. 

[Salacious B. Crumb]

I'm totally not the only who stops mid blow job and wiggles my boyfriend's penis around like a little dancing person! Then I sing "it's the penis show!"yay! Penis puppet!

That was fucking hilarious!

[Shining_Finger]

Tries to only carry items with two fingers.
Such as phone, while calling I could hold the sides of the phone with the fingers and just hold it to my ear.

Sits down in a Squating position comfortably.

[MTL]

There's no way I'm the only one who...

... eats(drinks?) steak sauce, and Worcestershire sauce, straight out of the bottle.  

... can't stand being aware that his toes are touching each other. 

Oh, sonofabitch! 

... has to have the toilet paper roll facing the right way. 

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... can't bear to have any kind of cloth rub up against his teeth. 

... likes to yank it without lube. 

I know of people who eat Marmite with a spoon,
and I know a guy who drank BBQ sauce.

Of course, he also held dryer sheets up against his nose and sniffed them until he had a severe reaction,

and also ate Ketchup potato chips until he puked up a big red blob.

(You're welcome).

The worst type of cloth to have against your teeth is that fabric they make women's tops and dresses out of,
the name of that fabric is "slinky".  Bite on that and you will hate life.  The only thing worse is tinfoil.

I know you are right about the TP but I don't care.  I like it the other way.  Easier to grab.

And why no lube?  I'm not criticizing, but I'm intrigued.

Does that mean that you would also prefer your hand, to actual intercourse, then???

Lots of men will get themselves off, right after having sex,
and it alarms, puzzles, and hurts some of their female partners.

I figure it is like going to see Star Wars at the theatre in 3D,
then rushing home to play the video game.

But maybe it is because sex is too "slippery" for some guys
and just isn't as satisfying as a bare hand????