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Rapture report
Randy Carson Offline
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#31
RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 6:18 pm
(September 23, 2015 at 4:34 pm)Sal Wrote: [Image: iM9FQ.jpg]

Gone? Gone where?

What are the implications of that?

Clearly, this cartoon has not been well thought out.
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#32
RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 6:19 pm
It's a cartoon.
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#33
RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 6:21 pm
(September 23, 2015 at 6:18 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Gone? Gone where?

What are the implications of that?

Clearly, this cartoon has not been well thought out.

Nor has the cartoon that is fundamentalist Christianity...

But, to keep it simple -- they's done ass-ended into Heaven!

There. Done. Boom. Easy.
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#34
RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 11:28 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 11:28 pm by robvalue.)
They laughed at Pythagorus when he said the world was flat, but now it's common knowledge.

I'm having trouble sleeping, but I'm not dead as far as I can tell.
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#35
RE: Rapture report
September 24, 2015 at 12:09 am
So Randy how does it feel to be wrong?
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#36
RE: Rapture report
September 24, 2015 at 12:35 am
28 mins left. I'm scared.
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#37
RE: Rapture report
September 24, 2015 at 12:38 am
Well, that was a great Rapture. When's the next one, professor? Tongue
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#38
RE: Rapture report
September 24, 2015 at 1:09 am
(September 24, 2015 at 12:35 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: 28 mins left. I'm scared.

News from the east coast nothing happened.
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#39
RE: Rapture report
September 24, 2015 at 1:29 am
Oh. I heard the rapture was happening the 28th. I guess they couldn't get their dates straight :/
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#40
RE: Rapture report
September 24, 2015 at 1:34 am
Central time zone... still here!

(For some reason, I typed that in the mental voice of the US Air Force Sergeant on the radio from Montana, in the movie War Games, when he's reporting that they did not actually get nuked.)
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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