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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:57 pm
Does it still have that new po-po smell ??
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 4:10 pm
The notion that "Daddy owns your sweet, precious pussy, until you're married" is beyond disturbing.  

I wonder if the Daddies who attend purity balls with their daughters are the same guys who download most of the sicko incest porn? 
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 4:13 pm
That goes beyond creepy. It seems borderline abusive for a male figure in a young woman's life to have such a vested interest in her sexuality and bodily autonomy.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 4:42 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.

Signed by a doctor

Guess, it's important to know the value of the merchandise. You look a horse in the mouth before buying, after all. Why not a bride between her legs?

Oh that saying just suddenly makes so much sense now haha
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 4:46 pm
I don't know why anyone would care about virginity nowadays. You can test for STDs, and it's not hard to know if a kid is yours if you're worried about it. There are songs about people cheating just because guy B gives better sex than guy A. The main way to check for virginity is the hymen, which could break for several reasons not related to sex.

It's an outdated ideal.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 4:50 pm
"Anal doesn't count, right, daddy?"

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October 21, 2015 at 4:51 pm


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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 4:59 pm
"It's okay Daddy, I just had his icecream, it got bigger as I licked it, melted from the top then got worn out pretty fast"

I'll grab my coat.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 5:31 pm
She did it all wrong. Her daddy was supposed to get a rag and ram it up her vagina and pull it out all bloody. That's the way the Bible guys did it to prove that their daughters were virgins. Of course when the younger brother got stuck with his sister-in-law after his older brother died virginity wasn't a problem.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 5:54 pm
This reminds me of those creepy purity photos of daughters and their fathers a while back. Anybody remember those things? Those were far beyond weird..
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