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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?

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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 5:07 pm
I am going to have a threesome with Santa and Jesus and use the pics to make Christmas cards...
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 5:08 pm
Well, we found out who's naughty . . .
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#63
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 8:38 pm
I'm going to build a Game of Thrones-esque throne out of red Starbucks cups, and send a picture of me sitting on it to everyone I know on the internet.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 8:51 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 5:08 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Well, we found out who's naughty . . .

Dunno, sounds pretty damned nice to me.

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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 8:57 pm
(November 8, 2015 at 11:25 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I'm going to drink a bunch of Starbucks holiday coffee, tell people Happy Holidays, treat all religions with mild toleration, and refer to the trees as "solstice spruces."
Solstice spruces!  I love it.  :Big Grin
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 9:09 pm
I celebrate the winter solstice by trying to make some one more comfortable. To hell with christmas and big business.
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#67
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 10:37 pm
People get mad when you say "Happy Holidays," right? So to make everyone happy I'll do the opposite and end every conversation with "hope your holiday season fucking blows."
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 11:20 pm
(November 8, 2015 at 6:13 am)Vic Wrote: And I sticked my tongue out at a nun.

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#69
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 11:29 pm
I'm also contemplating celebrating the pagan holiday by building a HUGE wickerman and burning some Christians.

Perhaps nailing a few up on crosses - yeah, I know, that's Easter but what the hell!

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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 11:33 pm
This year I think I'm going to do things a little differently. I'm going to fight a defensive campaign by finding several defensible locations, setting up appropriate camouflage and sniping the fuck out of every christer display put up on public lands.
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