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The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend

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The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2015 at 2:09 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 29, 2015 at 2:06 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: If you're doing "it" right, you won't need to send them home with something afterwards lolol

Dodgy lol lmao

I would give more details but I can't do it here outside of A-69 Tongue

I might never see these hypothetical women again... and there's no harm in a little extra Tongue

(Besides, I am inexperienced at sex... I hope that changes someday).
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:10 pm
How old are you, exactly?
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:11 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2015 at 2:12 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I was 27 in september. I've only had one sexual partner and it lasted a year and 4 months... lost my virginity at 25.

ETA: Oh I didn't get much experience, we weren't really compatible sexually.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:13 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Evie Wrote: I was 27 in september. I've only had one sexual partner and it lasted a year and 4 months... lost my virginity at 25.

ETA: Oh I didn't get much experience, we weren't really compatible sexually.

You get one million kudos from me. I'd give you extra rep, but we don't have that option.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:13 pm
I think everyone, male and female, needs a dildo microphone.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:14 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Mermaid Wrote: I think everyone, male and female, needs a dildo microphone.

Hear Hear!!!
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:14 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2015 at 2:15 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 29, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Evie Wrote: I was 27 in september. I've only had one sexual partner and it lasted a year and 4 months... lost my virginity at 25.

ETA: Oh I didn't get much experience, we weren't really compatible sexually.

You get one million kudos from me. I'd give you extra rep, but we don't have that option.

I don't know why Sad

It wasn't by choice... I've wanted to lose my virginity and get experience since I was 16, I may have chosen someone actually compatible with me and have been less desperate and foolish if I'd lost it earlier...

(Btw 16 is age of consent here).
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:32 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Mermaid Wrote: I think everyone, male and female, needs a dildo microphone.

I agree!
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:34 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Evie Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 2:06 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: If you're doing "it" right, you won't need to send them home with something afterwards lolol

Dodgy lol lmao

I would give more details but I can't do it here outside of A-69 Tongue

I might never see these hypothetical women again... and there's no harm in a little extra Tongue

(Besides, I am inexperienced at sex... I hope that changes someday).

Nooo you don't send it home with her. You use it on her while you're doing other things.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:39 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2015 at 2:40 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 29, 2015 at 2:34 pm)Losty Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Evie Wrote: Dodgy lol lmao

I would give more details but I can't do it here outside of A-69 Tongue

I might never see these hypothetical women again... and there's no harm in a little extra Tongue

(Besides, I am inexperienced at sex... I hope that changes someday).

Nooo you don't send it home with her. You use it on her while you're doing other things.
Hahhaha NATURALLY I'd be using it on her FIRST!

Then I'd give it her as a going away gift in case I was to never see her again... oh and as a thank you Blush

EDIT: I was avoiding details because it's not A-69 Blush
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