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Let's talk about... yaweh
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 27, 2016 at 9:50 pm
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 27, 2016 at 9:57 pm
Yeah.... if you don't mind poison in your water, pollution in your air and worms in your meat?

I think you missed the part about needing "more indians."
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 27, 2016 at 10:42 pm
(February 27, 2016 at 9:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah.... if you don't mind poison in your water, pollution in your air and worms in your meat?

I think you missed the part about needing "more indians."

Private industry will do it better and cheaper!
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 27, 2016 at 11:14 pm
(February 27, 2016 at 7:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:For a fictional character he is not very smart

Neither were the ignorant goat-fuckers who invented him.

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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 28, 2016 at 3:59 am (This post was last modified: February 28, 2016 at 4:00 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 28, 2016 at 5:59 am
(February 27, 2016 at 2:06 pm)dyresand Wrote: For a fictional character he is not very smart or all loving and he is lazy. He is the most loved character to mankind and let's talk about him
Starting with genesis..


Day 1: The heavens, the earth, light and darkness.
Day 2: Heaven
Day 3: Dry land, the seas, and vegetation.
Day 4: The sun, the moon and the stars.
Day 5: Living creatures in the water, birds in the air.
Day 6: Land animals and people.
Day 7: God "rested".

I have a quick question on this;

If God didn't create the sun until halfway through day 4, how did days 1 through 3 start and end?

Jesus H Christ on a bike, this stuff is so full of holes on the most basic level.
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 28, 2016 at 7:27 am
Lazy get only did six days work then had to have a day off. He's currently on holiday and has been for 2000 years.
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 28, 2016 at 1:48 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2016 at 2:00 pm by dyresand.)
(February 28, 2016 at 5:59 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote:
(February 27, 2016 at 2:06 pm)dyresand Wrote: For a fictional character he is not very smart or all loving and he is lazy. He is the most loved character to mankind and let's talk about him
Starting with genesis..


Day 1: The heavens, the earth, light and darkness.
Day 2: Heaven
Day 3: Dry land, the seas, and vegetation.
Day 4: The sun, the moon and the stars.
Day 5: Living creatures in the water, birds in the air.
Day 6: Land animals and people.
Day 7: God "rested".

I have a quick question on this;

If God didn't create the sun until halfway through day 4, how did days 1 through 3 start and end?

Jesus H Christ on a bike, this stuff is so full of holes on the most basic level.

^ Because the people who wrote that  part of the bible were ignorant. If this were the reality of things
god is clearly stupid. So yeah there was no days so day 4 would be day 1 since no sun and working in the dark.
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RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 28, 2016 at 1:49 pm
(February 28, 2016 at 7:27 am)Mancunian Wrote: Lazy get only did six days work then had to have a day off. He's currently on holiday and has been for 2000 years.

^ Certainly lazy indeed claiming to be all powerful and need a break pfft.. all powerful my ass.
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#30
RE: Let's talk about... yaweh
February 28, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Oh you guys, pfft. Don't you know? It's not to be interpreted literally! Duh.
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