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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 6:52 am
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You're not alone matey.
Hahaha ...I fucked up my name! too late...
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 7:06 am
I just ate some chocolate. I'm also drinking coffee.
I can be the designated driver.
Ignoramus, you took me back to my youth with the word choof.
I have a cousin, the one you remind me of, and the first thing he'd say upon greeting was, 'where's all ya choof?', or 'Where's all ya dakka." :-)
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 7:13 am
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My 2 sister always used to say: "Let's go! Time for a choof!" So out we'd go for a fag! Cleared the kitchen table in 5 seconds! All our friends smoked too.
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 7:35 am
Oh yeah, I've never smoked either. Not even tried one. Chalk up another nerd point for me!
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 7:50 am
Don't even start Rob... Drinking is for mums to cope with the little brats, and smoking choof is for the blokes to forget that they're married with kids!
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 7:56 am
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That's alright then, all my kids are furry and four legged
I do like a nice alcohol free drink though, there are some nice ones. So maybe I can join in after all. I'm pretty good at orgies, probably.
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 8:02 am
(May 11, 2016 at 6:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: You're not alone matey.
Hahaha ...I fucked up my name! too late...
Fucking lol xD
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 9:05 am
I'll join you for drinks at the weekend.
Couldn't even have a drink on my day off yesterday. I'm on call.
Which ends Friday.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 11:54 am
On call for contract killings?
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 11, 2016 at 1:55 pm
(May 11, 2016 at 4:03 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: (May 11, 2016 at 3:30 am)robvalue Wrote: I'm starting to think I'm not a real atheist. First I can't join in with the beards, now this!
I remember now why I don't get invited to parties. I've never been much of a drinker, and right now I can't drink anything due to my medication. I've never used any recreational drugs either. Oh yeah, and I don't have hardly any friends. My idea of fun is blowing up imaginary people in a video game. And roller skating.
When someone does accidentally invite me, I'm the guy who sits on the sofa for a few hours sober, cries a little inside then goes home. I'm sorry guys, I'm just not up to the task. Just fair warning for anyone who ends up meeting me in real life! I may prove to be dull as fuck. I'm lucky I managed to marry someone who doesn't seem to mind.
I better leave you real atheists to have some fun
My Beloved is the same way; she could have written the above almost word for word about parties, except that she will on occasion have a drink. She also says she's dull, but I find her mind amazing, when I can get her to open up. (Edit to Add: And, more importantly, like you and your wife, she tolerates me!)
Me, I once did well at parties, since I'm fairly social and chatty, and get pretty damned funny (according to others) when I'm stoned. However, I now have a lot of PTSD-type issues with large numbers of people in one place, and found it to be a lot of "work", even before. Besides, since I know you're the same age I am-- frankly we're too old to be much fun at parties, now, I suspect.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Just because we're on the other side of a computer screen doesn't mean we're not real, or not really friends, and we think you are awesome just the way you are.
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Hey hey hey! I'm the same age as you nerds and I, not only go to parties, but I throw parties... a lot. My sister says I "hold court".
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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