What's on your mind?

[Edwardo Piet]

My mom literally says "Sorry but we're a pagan household" and shuts the door immediately.

[Little lunch]

For some reason I always see them coming down the street.
When I had a housemate I would wait until they were 15 seconds away from knocking and I would go to his room and say, 'hey man, your brother's here.'
When I was alone I'd just say, 'no thanks, I'm an atheist.'
They usually are polite and leave but I'd always get a funny look if my daughter was around, like, what is he subjecting that poor child to?
I'll always take a leaflet if they offer and then hide it at friend's houses in their cupboards and stuff like that.

[Angrboda]

I've never been visited by Jehovah's Witnesses.

[Little lunch]

Where do you live? It must be remote.

[downbeatplumb]

What's on my mind?
taking terrible revenge on whoever crashed into my car yesterday at full full tilt before driving off leaving me and the Mrs dazed and confused and with an expensively damaged car to pay for.

[Little lunch]

Are you both ok?
Jolt injuries can take a while to surface.
I hope you both went to the hospital for a check-up.

[Little lunch]

Question for Americans - what the fuck does swag mean?
Here it's a camping thing.

Also, can't you just say shit or poo.
Poop is so...I dunno....I just don't like it, it sounds stupid.
No offence. :-)

[Thumpalumpacus]

I think my family think I'm just a big smart arse.
It doesn't matter what the subject is anymore. They put up their shields and swords the moment I talk about anything that goes against the grain. They don't listen to what I have to say, they get angry right from the start.
It hurts my feelings because I believe if I just kept my mouth shut they would be happy.
Every week I make a big meal for the family so we can all be together and that's all I'm good for.
Coming to the meal is like some sort of obligation. They don't want to feel bad about themselves.
Tonight I started to talk about some interesting stuff I'd been reading about global warming and my brother said, 'Here we go again'.
So I stopped talking. Nothing else was said about it, obviously everyone was in agreeance.
Every week I've been making them dinner, paying for it, coming up with interesting variations and then cleaning up after them for about three years now. I've been to my brother's house twice in that time, uninvited, and I don't go anymore cause I feel unwelcome.
I'm really close to calling it all off. I think I'd probably never see them ever again (except for my mum) and that would be a shame for my daughter.
Sometimes I just wish I was normal.
Now everyone feel sorry for me because I certainly do.
I'll probably be over it by tomorrow.

It sucks, feeling unappreciated.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Beer.

Our regional brewer's festival starts tomorrow and ia a few blocks from my office.

I'm on a diet.  Fuck it, I'm skipping food and using the calories for beer.

Not a bad plan. As the philosopher says, there's always food in beer, there's rarely beer in food.

Boru

[J a c k]

Tacos. Tacos with salsa verde. Tacos with salsa verde and guacamole. Tacos with salsa verde, guacamole, and a cold horchata with ice.

Oh and rent. Today I pay my rent.