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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm
"Pilgrims to the Holy Shrine of Scatalia received the Sacrament of the Divine Coprolite last Sunday during a special "Limited Offer Once in a Lifetime Communion Mass". Father Stephens of the local diocese states that brandy was added to the communion wine to help wash the taste away. Stevens stated " We understand that the average 21st century parishioner does not have the spiritual fortitude of a 1st century sack cloth and ashes penitent so we added a little extra "proof" to convince the wary!"
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm
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They'd harvest Jesus DNA and make Jesus clones to solve world hunger and climate change.
(August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm)chimp3 Wrote: "Pilgrims to the Holy Shrine of Scatalia received the Sacrament of the Divine Coprolite last Sunday during a special "Limited Offer Once in a Lifetime Communion Mass". Father Stephens of the local diocese states that brandy was added to the communion wine to help wash the taste away. Stevens stated " We understand that the average 21st century parishioner does not have the spiritual fortitude of a 1st century sack cloth and ashes penitent so we added a little extra "proof" to convince the wary!"
Dude, there is plenty enough fecal matter in the "Holy Water" people dip their hands in and splash their face with.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013...ter-study/
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: They'd harvest Jesus DNA and make Jesus clones to solve world hunger and climate change.
(August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm)chimp3 Wrote: "Pilgrims to the Holy Shrine of Scatalia received the Sacrament of the Divine Coprolite last Sunday during a special "Limited Offer Once in a Lifetime Communion Mass". Father Stephens of the local diocese states that brandy was added to the communion wine to help wash the taste away. Stevens stated " We understand that the average 21st century parishioner does not have the spiritual fortitude of a 1st century sack cloth and ashes penitent so we added a little extra "proof" to convince the wary!"
Dude, there is plenty enough fecal matter in the "Holy Water" people dip their hands in and splash their face with.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013...ter-study/
Not a Catholic I take it?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm
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(August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: They'd harvest Jesus DNA and make Jesus clones to solve world hunger and climate change.
Dude, there is plenty enough fecal matter in the "Holy Water" people dip their hands in and splash their face with.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013...ter-study/
Not a Catholic I take it?
Nope, Telestic.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 11:13 pm
Telastic ? Does that mean you like Greek food or is that an anagram of testicle?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:13 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Telastic ? Does that mean you like Greek food or is that an anagram of testicle?
Telestic from Telestai from telos.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 11:24 pm
Morning boner?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm
"My god's shit is an awesome shit...."
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 11:27 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:24 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Morning boner?
Everyday of my life...pointed slightly curved toward heaven.
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