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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

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take it and admire it in private
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take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
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keep walking
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smash it
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 9:43 am
I have Jesus amniotic fluid (well, Mary's I guess) in an ancient urn.
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#12
RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 9:45 am
I have one of his balls in a flask.
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#13
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August 17, 2016 at 10:06 am
Catholics would probably make a new transubstantiation ritual. Likely involving a stale brownie.
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#14
RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am (This post was last modified: August 17, 2016 at 10:19 am by Whateverist.)
Pretty sure if they knew for certain the turd came from Jesus it would replace the cross in Christian iconography, as well as add new meaning to the expression "holy shit".
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August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am
If transubstantiation is true, then Jesus turds ain't that rare, right ??
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#16
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August 17, 2016 at 10:52 am
The republicunts would run it for president.
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#17
RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 11:26 am
Holy crap 'dude...'

What do you think they'd do with it worship it? That be some mess up shite..
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#18
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August 17, 2016 at 11:28 am
You'd roll in it, dripshit.
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August 17, 2016 at 11:53 am
(August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am)vorlon13 Wrote: If transubstantiation is true, then Jesus turds ain't that rare, right ??

Maybe Christians would really eat shit at eucharist.
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#20
RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 2:24 pm
They'd put up a sign next to it:

HOLY SHIT
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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