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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

Poll: What do you think they'll do?
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take it and admire it in private
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take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
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keep walking
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smash it
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 2:25 pm
(August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am)abaris Wrote: You left out the obvious option, which is sell it to the highest bidder. I'm sure there's a tidy sum to be made.

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August 17, 2016 at 2:31 pm
Sell it, alongside genuine Nike trainers, and used once Chanel number 5 on Ebay.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm
Depends on if it still contained intact DNA.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 5:26 pm
They'd make a movie about it and rake in millions. And there'd be millions of people worshiping a turd. In orther word, things wouldn't be any different than they are today.
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August 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm
Regarding transubstantiation and digested Jesus as fecal material, it seems odd the religiousites don't hold some increased level of reverence for it.

Grossly inappropriate to co-mingle Jesus as feces with the sinful residue of the rest of us, right ??

If Christianity were really viewed as True by it's (Catholic) practitioners I'd pose this oversight would not be occurring.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm
(August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am)abaris Wrote: You left out the obvious option, which is sell it to the highest bidder. I'm sure there's a tidy sum to be made.

Some years ago, a bloke in America - as if it needed qualifying Tongue - found a pattern in some rocks near his house that sort of could be said to look a bit like a huge handprint, if someone told you that's what you are meant to see. Obviously it was the Hand Of God™.

He could have built a shrine for wealthy and generous pilgrims.

Or started his own church.

At the very least he could have donated it to a museum.

Instead, he did the decent, xtian thing - he sold it on eBay.
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August 17, 2016 at 8:20 pm
(August 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Grossly inappropriate to co-mingle Jesus as feces with the sinful residue of the rest of us, right ??


More appropriate than co-mingling Jesus flesh and Jesus blood with the sinful residues of the rest of us, yet the latter is the result of what Christians do At every Eucharist.
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August 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm
Considering the vast number of "relics" that are already on prominent display in cathedrals around the world, I can easily see them building a shrine to house the holy turd.

I wouldn't put selling it on e-bay or starting a cult past them either.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 9:06 pm (This post was last modified: August 17, 2016 at 9:09 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Considering the vast number of "relics" that are already on prominent display in cathedrals around the world, I can easily see them building a shrine to house the holy turd.



Especially if the holy turd is said to have been shat during the passion.   That may even make public defecation an act of piety in Christian eyes.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 10:39 pm
Molesting children is all but a sacrament in some dioceses, why not excretion ??
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