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101 uses for Bible

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101 uses for Bible
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#81
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 4:51 pm
(August 31, 2010 at 10:58 am)AnunZi Wrote:
(August 31, 2010 at 9:33 am)Thor Wrote: Now we see the violance inherent in the system!

Help! I'm being repressed! I'm being repressed!


Bloody peasant!! Tongue

What is your favorite color?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#82
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 5:43 pm
The bible is good for making paper planes for your kids and all their friends.
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition

http://chatpilot-godisamyth.blogspot.com/

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#83
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 8:43 pm
#67 Attach a string to it and lure christians to a hole filled with spikes!
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#84
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 8:46 pm
#68 - Silencer for handgun
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#85
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 8:50 pm
#69 Building material for the first little piggy!
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#86
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 9:24 pm
70. Exorcism rituals.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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#87
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 9:27 pm (This post was last modified: August 31, 2010 at 9:27 pm by goalie.)
#71 A reason to start: http://atheistforums.org/thread-4524-page-9.html 2 Years, 6 Days, 6 Hours, 38 Minutes ago!
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#88
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 10:57 pm
This thread didn't start that long ago.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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#89
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 11:03 pm
(August 31, 2010 at 10:57 pm)DiRNiS Wrote: This thread didn't start that long ago.

Sorry. Wrong site I meant the whole form here is the right one: http://atheistforums.org

Which now started: 2 Years, 6 Days, 8 Hours, 13 Minutes, 52 Seconds ago Big Grin Better?
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#90
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 5:23 am
#72 to smack "goalie" across the face with for giving the wrong link.
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