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101 uses for Bible
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm
(October 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: Ah, but what if the aliens think we're so stupid that we ought to be put out of our misery?

That ought to scare a few Christians straight. The rest would be no loss.



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RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm (This post was last modified: October 13, 2010 at 4:37 pm by Autumnlicious.)
105. Grease catcher rag and fire starter. (Both go hand in hand).
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 13, 2010 at 8:41 pm
106. Buy a few hundred copies of Origin of Species and replace the cover of it with an equal number of King James Version Bible covers that have been torn off the bibles from a local church and replace all of those bibles in the church with the modified Origin of Species books and wait for the hilarity to follow.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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#134
RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm
TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:106. Buy a few hundred copies of Origin of Species and replace the cover of it with an equal number of King James Version Bible covers that have been torn off the bibles from a local church and replace all of those bibles in the church with the modified Origin of Species books and wait for the hilarity to follow.

Oh, can we do that with porn too?
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#135
RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 14, 2010 at 9:07 am
107. You can rip off the front and back covers and use them as dust pans when you are sweeping.
108. Or you can also use the covers as a small fan to cool you off on a hot day.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 14, 2010 at 9:26 am
(October 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Cego_Colher Wrote:
TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:106. Buy a few hundred copies of Origin of Species and replace the cover of it with an equal number of King James Version Bible covers that have been torn off the bibles from a local church and replace all of those bibles in the church with the modified Origin of Species books and wait for the hilarity to follow.

Oh, can we do that with porn too?

If we did that, church attendance would skyrocket! (And the child molesters - Oops! I mean priests - would think the seats are full because of their inspirational sermons!)
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 14, 2010 at 9:58 am (This post was last modified: October 14, 2010 at 10:02 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 14, 2010 at 9:26 am)Thor Wrote:
(October 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Cego_Colher Wrote:
TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:106. Buy a few hundred copies of Origin of Species and replace the cover of it with an equal number of King James Version Bible covers that have been torn off the bibles from a local church and replace all of those bibles in the church with the modified Origin of Species books and wait for the hilarity to follow.

Oh, can we do that with porn too?

If we did that, church attendance would skyrocket! (And the child molesters - Oops! I mean priests - would think the seats are full because of their inspirational sermons!)

And the priests would have more children's behinds to not leave behind.
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(October 14, 2010 at 9:26 am)Thor Wrote:
(October 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Cego_Colher Wrote:
TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:106. Buy a few hundred copies of Origin of Species and replace the cover of it with an equal number of King James Version Bible covers that have been torn off the bibles from a local church and replace all of those bibles in the church with the modified Origin of Species books and wait for the hilarity to follow.

Oh, can we do that with porn too?

If we did that, church attendance would skyrocket! (And the child molesters - Oops! I mean priests - would think the seats are full because of their inspirational sermons!)

And the priests would have more children's behinds to not leave behind. Over all a bad deal.


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#138
RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 14, 2010 at 10:19 am
Reading it.
Living by it.
Encouragement by its promises.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 14, 2010 at 10:33 am
(October 14, 2010 at 10:19 am)Gilligan Wrote: Reading it.

Yes! I encourage people to read it. Nothing will turn you into an atheist faster than reading the Bible!

Quote:Living by it.

I don't think so. This would mean you can own slaves, subjugate women, and kill people who work on Sunday.

Quote:Encouragement by its promises.

ROFLOL

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God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 14, 2010 at 11:08 am
112: A paperweight.

Yay! 200 posts!
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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