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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:40 pm
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(November 26, 2016 at 4:36 pm)Faith No More Wrote: So Jesus came around a second time as a heroin addict just to blow his brains out? That's even dumber than his first plan.
There's always that one person, though, isn't there?
"Now see what you made me do! You're going to be feeling so guilty!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:46 pm
I'm getting pretty good at this apologetics shit
I bet I could get a viable schism going with this mess
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:51 pm
I'm trying to write a limerick about that, but I'm having trouble finding a rhyme for "schism".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:55 pm
shittim
(kinda old testament wood, they made the ark of the covenant out of it)
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:57 pm
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:04 pm
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I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 5:14 pm
If I believe, does bread or wine (or anything) transubstantiate into heroin?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
