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RE: The Mean Arena
January 29, 2017 at 10:41 pm
Another each for valk and vo.
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 29, 2017 at 11:06 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 10:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Min vs. Vorlon, naked and armed with 2 foot dildos.
Is that one on each foot for both of them, or dildos shaped like feet?
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 29, 2017 at 11:08 pm
In that case Stim, Min would win because Vorls would love getting kicked up the clacker...
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 29, 2017 at 11:39 pm
Little Rik versus Drich.
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 30, 2017 at 12:24 am
Won't work Hammy. They are both protected by God's invisible shield of invulnerability!
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 30, 2017 at 12:28 am
I think you meant The Skydaddy's Ridiculous Aura of Nonexistence
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 30, 2017 at 1:14 am
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2017 at 1:16 am by robvalue.)
Great idea! Valkyrie and Min would obviously win.
I will take up Boru's challenge. I don my armour and pick up a particularly menacing looking courgette. I have no idea if my armour is on the right way round.
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 30, 2017 at 6:55 am
(January 30, 2017 at 1:14 am)robvalue Wrote: Great idea! Valkyrie and Min would obviously win.
I will take up Boru's challenge. I don my armour and pick up a particularly menacing looking courgette. I have no idea if my armour is on the right way round.
I'll agree with Valk, not so sure about Min. My guess is that he would be very inexperienced with the armament. Vorlon may be able to pogo around the ring (yep, put that mental image in) and still kick Min's ass.
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RE: The Mean Arena
January 30, 2017 at 7:01 am
(January 30, 2017 at 1:14 am)robvalue Wrote: Great idea! Valkyrie and Min would obviously win.
I will take up Boru's challenge. I don my armour and pick up a particularly menacing looking courgette. I have no idea if my armour is on the right way round.
Remember, I specified stewed courgettes- you'll need to pick it up with a spoon.
And the bit of your armour with the Marmite advert goes in front.
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