Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?

[ignoramus]

I'm a mountain man and I love maintain women! Hehe

[The Grand Nudger]

While the right and proper uses of our bodies ought to conform to Man’s nature as God intended,

or not......

we must remember that we are part of a fallen creation.

Perhaps you ought to remember that when making moral pronouncements for god....and take them with a grain of salt? Is it god that's super interested in what other people are doing in their bedrooms, or just your fallen, sinful self....but I digress.

Our nature has been corrupted by sin. As such, people cannot reason to moral imperatives purely from observations about nature; but rather, knowledge of Christian doctrine comes by reasoning from holy scripture.

Starts with moral imperatives, ends with "holy scripture"......legit.

For example, it seems pretty clear that homo sapiens is not strictly monogamous by nature; whereas, knowledge of God’s desire for traditional marriage comes to us through the special revelation of the Bible, despite the short-comings of some OT patriarch in that regard.

My mother wanted me to be a lawyer, and? Speaking of OT patriarchs, "god" was awfully quiet about the whole polygamy bit.

[Faith No More]

[Nihilist Virus]

Ladyz... the mouth was intelliguntly dezined for the penus... so ur pooper is safe with me just sayin

[Godscreated]

Even if some animals had homosexual tendencies that doesn't make it natural. The article you posted used human terms no animal could conceive the meaning of and words like may, might, possibly and could are not exactly purely positive statements, are they.
Like I said before the colon is designed as a one way street, it's specifically designed for evacuation not entry. This alone would make it unnatural.

GC

And that is precisely why my wife and I have taken measures to ensure that our dogs don't give in to their sin nature. Among the rules we've adopted are:

1) Led Zeppelin's "In Through the Out Door" must never be played within earshot of the girls (Led Zeppelin II, on the other hand, is appropriately heterosexual and may be played).

2) Any documentary footage of animals engaging in same-sex relations is forbidden; if any does slip through the cracks, it is immediately turned off and we shriek at the television, "Bad, bad goats!" (or whichever offensive species was seen), followed by an hour of prayer with the dogs. If they lick each other at any point during the prayers, we start the clock over. That resulted in a very long weekend recently, but it's worth it if we can eliminate such sinful urges.

3) Dog trainers are strictly screened to ensure a proper Biblically-based view of animal fucking.

4) We are currently shopping around for a therapist who can provide some preventive counseling to the dogs, and we ignore the haters who tell us we're crazy.

5) I am working closely with the dogs to teach them to sing "Jesus Loves Me". The results so far are mixed (one now utters a piercing howl; the other growls a lot), but I'm confident that with a judicious mix of beatings and treats, I can break their wills and make them love the Lord.

6) My wife and I realize that the dogs will model our behavior, so we've eliminated any "unnatural" sexual activity in bed: no anal, no oral, and certainly no missionary. It's straight biting and doggy-style these days, praise Jesus!

#adamandevenotrexandsteve

Send them to me, I want beat them that's cruel, I will introduce them to me Potties and I promise you you will have no worries about unnatural sex when they get home.

GC

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Even if some animals had homosexual tendencies that doesn't make it natural. The article you posted used human terms no animal could conceive the meaning of and words like may, might, possibly and could are not exactly purely positive statements, are they.
Like I said before the colon is designed as a one way street, it's specifically designed for evacuation not entry. This alone would make it unnatural.

GC

Women's breasts are meant to be suckled for milk.

Is it "natural" that you like to suck your wife's tits?

Yes, very much so and I get my information from the Bible, book of Song of Solomon.

GC

[Joshua martin pryce]

Christian's save themselves for marriage, right? I've heard Bible doesn't specifically forbid Anal sex. So does this mean you're still a good Christian if you have Anal sex before marriage? 

its true we (some of us) save ourselves for marriage. "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable." it means what it means. anal sex isnt good for you and is dangerous to practice, why would god allow something dangerous like that?!

[Mermaid]

Christian's save themselves for marriage, right? I've heard Bible doesn't specifically forbid Anal sex. So does this mean you're still a good Christian if you have Anal sex before marriage? 

its true we (some of us) save ourselves for marriage. "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable." it means what it means. anal sex isnt good for you and is dangerous to practice, why would god allow something dangerous like that?!

Women have buttholes, too.

[ukatheist]

its true we (some of us) save ourselves for marriage. "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable." it means what it means. anal sex isnt good for you and is dangerous to practice, why would god allow something dangerous like that?!

So is wandering alone in the desert for 40 days without food and water. I'd rather take my chances with the butt sex.

[vorlon13]

Christian's save themselves for marriage, right? I've heard Bible doesn't specifically forbid Anal sex. So does this mean you're still a good Christian if you have Anal sex before marriage? 

its true we (some of us) save ourselves for marriage. "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable." it means what it means. anal sex isnt good for you and is dangerous to practice, why would god allow something dangerous like that?!

Drinking poison and handling deadly serpents is only dangerous for the unbelievers.  Sezzso in the Bible.

Would you consider demonstrating your piety and fealty to the Lord for us, seeing as how God has deemed it non-dangerous to you ??

[Athene]

its true we (some of us) save ourselves for marriage. "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable." it means what it means. anal sex isnt good for you and is dangerous to practice, why would god allow something dangerous like that?!

Women have buttholes, too.

I don't.
My bodily waste is discreetly re-routed to an undisclosed pocket dimension.

True story.