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A simple God question if I may.
#11
RE: A simple God question if I may.
The way I heard it explained was that he was done creatin' stuff. He created, he rested, you can't ask a man to fire up the gill again and create new stuff. So instead he took stuff he already created and made different stuff out of it. To keep it in context, I did hear this from the same people who taught me that men have one fewer ribs than women.

The real question is why she thought to make male and female of everything except his favorite creation in the first place. She created all the plants and animals to make more. There were already a shitload of angels. But just one dude in all of creation with no way to make more. Did it slip her mind? And what was up with the foreskin? At what point did God say, "You know, I really don't like that feature. But fuck, I'm done creatin'. I guess he'll just have to cut it off"? And why would an all-powerful god need to rest after creation? Doesn't that suggest she's only "mostly powerful"?
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#12
RE: A simple God question if I may.
Because Lilith was a disaster!
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#13
RE: A simple God question if I may.
My uneducated mother used to tell me that man also had one less rib also...

I thought that's a nice way to explain it retrospectively, but it's not true.
Why a rib?

I'd like to see a new version of the bible written using information we have today.

"And God took a USB thumb drive from Adam, etc"
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#14
RE: A simple God question if I may.
(February 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My uneducated mother used to tell me that man also had one less rib also...

I thought that's a nice way to explain it retrospectively, but it's not true.
Why a rib?

I'd like to see a new version of the bible written using information we have today.

"And God took a USB thumb drive from Adam, etc"

The Authorized Rhonda Version? It will include Lilith. Or the New Jim Version with Australian astrophysics, the southern star instead of the eastern star.

BTW, I did give three reasons why it was a rib on page 1.
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#15
RE: A simple God question if I may.
Becuz dem wummen-folk come froms the men-folk, so therefer de's inferior to dems men-folks and should do as they's told!


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#16
RE: A simple God question if I may.
Are you back on the 'puter doing complex boys things again?
Get back in the kitchen with your mother! Git! Before I marry you off to a nice sailor in the Navy! Big Grin

(February 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(February 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My uneducated mother used to tell me that man also had one less rib also...

I thought that's a nice way to explain it retrospectively, but it's not true.
Why a rib?

I'd like to see a new version of the bible written using information we have today.

"And God took a USB thumb drive from Adam, etc"

The Authorized Rhonda Version? It will include Lilith. Or the New Jim Version with Australian astrophysics, the southern star instead of the eastern star.

BTW, I did give three reasons why it was a rib on page 1.

The Aussie bible will no doubt include the southern star, an old holden but sadly, no 3 wise men.
And I'm pretty sure Mary won't be a virgin...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#17
RE: A simple God question if I may.
(February 14, 2017 at 8:36 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Are you back on the 'puter doing complex boys things again?
Get back in the kitchen with your mother! Git!   Before I marry you off to a nice sailor in the Navy! Big Grin

(February 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: The Authorized Rhonda Version? It will include Lilith. Or the New Jim Version with Australian astrophysics, the southern star instead of the eastern star.

BTW, I did give three reasons why it was a rib on page 1.

The Aussie bible will no doubt include the southern star, an old holden but sadly, no 3 wise men.
And I'm pretty sure Mary won't be a virgin...

That's the old joke.

Why wasn't Jesus born in New Zealand?

No wise men or virgins could be found. (except, perhaps, a few ugly sheep...)
Dying to live, living to die.
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#18
RE: A simple God question if I may.
I will give it a shot; actually it is a very good question you ask and has a much deeper meaning than some might suggest.

Initially man was created in the image of God; God chose to form woman from man as an extension of this creation, not as a separate entity.

Woman was designed to complement man, as a companion for man. I believe the term used is "suitable helper", equals. There is nothing subservient or second class citizen about it.

This concept is also reflected in the marriage covenant between husband and wife.
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#19
RE: A simple God question if I may.
*passes on the above post to his wife to put her in her place! She loved it!
She said she hasn't laughed that much in ages! Dunno

She also wants to know if we've got any other good jokes?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#20
RE: A simple God question if I may.
Sure.

A Christian and an atheist walk into a bar...

Order a couple of beers and hang out like old friends because they aren't a couple of pretentious douches.

Saw that one somewhere. Struck me funny.
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