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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 1:48 am
(May 9, 2017 at 1:44 am)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 1:43 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Keep my name outcha mouf. Wink

It's your fault I ate!

I showed a picture of a hipsterhealthy salad with a normal amount of lettuce and avocado. You can't blame this jelly tortilla on me.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 1:50 am
(May 9, 2017 at 1:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 1:44 am)Mamacita Wrote: It's your fault I ate!

I showed a picture of a hipsterhealthy salad with a normal amount of lettuce and avocado. You can't blame this jelly tortilla on me.

It was a hipster salad. Even nanners eats hipster.
Damn that looked good. Your food. Not his. No matter what exian says. Tongue
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 11:54 am
(May 9, 2017 at 12:38 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 11:34 pm)KUSA Wrote: [Image: 075a6227db46b9b4745aeeb1009e2cc8.png]

Haahahababsnsaz!!!!!!!
As the illustration shows, a dingleberry is a crusty hard little piece of poop stuck on the butt hairs.

That's what I figured it was... a dangle berry... as it were. Just wanted to be sure Big Grin
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm
Fortunately I don't get dingleberrys as I have a hairless ass.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm by Little lunch.)
Me too. I feel sorry for those who have to wipe peanut butter off the carpet.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:06 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 8:20 pm)KUSA Wrote: Sometimes my knuckles touch the cold water and it grosses me out.

How big are your hands??!!? Panic
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:08 pm
I can wipe my butt just fine without touching the water in the toilet. It's called lifting one's butt off the toilet and wiping.

I wipe from behind, not from the front.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:18 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 1:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 1:44 am)Mamacita Wrote: It's your fault I ate!

I showed a picture of a hipsterhealthy salad with a normal amount of lettuce and avocado. You can't blame this jelly tortilla on me.

"Avocado" is not normal.

Putting one in a salad is a sure sign of a deranged mind.

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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:20 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 1:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I showed a picture of a hipsterhealthy salad with a normal amount of lettuce and avocado. You can't blame this jelly tortilla on me.

"Avocado" is not normal.

Putting one in a salad is a sure sign of a deranged mind.

What?!?!
Oh, Beccs. You don't understand what you're missing.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:21 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:20 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Avocado" is not normal.

Putting one in a salad is a sure sign of a deranged mind.

What?!?!
Oh, Beccs. You don't understand what you're missing.

My mind is deranged enough without adding avocados to salads.

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