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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 1:50 am
(May 9, 2017 at 1:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (May 9, 2017 at 1:44 am)Mamacita Wrote: It's your fault I ate!
I showed a picture of a hipsterhealthy salad with a normal amount of lettuce and avocado. You can't blame this jelly tortilla on me.
It was a hipster salad. Even nanners eats hipster.
Damn that looked good. Your food. Not his. No matter what exian says.
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm
Fortunately I don't get dingleberrys as I have a hairless ass.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm
(This post was last modified: May 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm by Little lunch.)
Me too. I feel sorry for those who have to wipe peanut butter off the carpet.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:08 pm
I can wipe my butt just fine without touching the water in the toilet. It's called lifting one's butt off the toilet and wiping.
I wipe from behind, not from the front.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:18 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 1:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (May 9, 2017 at 1:44 am)Mamacita Wrote: It's your fault I ate!
I showed a picture of a hipsterhealthy salad with a normal amount of lettuce and avocado. You can't blame this jelly tortilla on me.
"Avocado" is not normal.
Putting one in a salad is a sure sign of a deranged mind.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:20 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 9, 2017 at 1:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I showed a picture of a hipsterhealthy salad with a normal amount of lettuce and avocado. You can't blame this jelly tortilla on me.
"Avocado" is not normal.
Putting one in a salad is a sure sign of a deranged mind.
What?!?!
Oh, Beccs. You don't understand what you're missing.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:21 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:20 pm)Mamacita Wrote: (May 9, 2017 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Avocado" is not normal.
Putting one in a salad is a sure sign of a deranged mind.
What?!?!
Oh, Beccs. You don't understand what you're missing.
My mind is deranged enough without adding avocados to salads.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"