Breaking News: Atheism is uncool

[mediocrates]

2) Many of your college professors agree with your atheist beliefs.

Wait, what?
Many educated people agree with you so you should be less like them! Because gullibility is cool.

[LostLocke]

Did you read the responses to this article? Even the Catholics are coming out to call bullshit on it.
Me thinks this is a troll posting as a "Catholic" for that site.

[Crossless2.0]

2) Many of your college professors agree with your atheist beliefs.

Wait, what?
Many educated people agree with you so you should be less like them! Because gullibility is cool.

I number some of my professors as among the coolest people I've ever known.

But I suppose that's exactly the thing a nerdy atheist might say.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"3) As a Christian, my wife looks at me like I'm a GIFT from God.

you'll be miserable, have a shorter life, and quite likely less sex than your religious counterparts."

Cool Christians talk about carrying cross not lust.

[Lek]

Atheists wear pocket protectors!

[Crossless2.0]

Atheists wear pocket protectors!

. . . and not even cool pocket protectors. 

[Harry Nevis]

Atheists wear pocket protectors!

. . . and not even cool pocket protectors. 

Probably on western-style button pockets.

[LostLocke]

Atheists wear pocket protectors!

Can't you see we're so white and nerdy?

[Crossless2.0]

. . . and not even cool pocket protectors. 

Probably on western-style button pockets.

It's not fair to judge us because of how our mothers dress us.

*Sighs and looks wistfully at the neighborhood Mormon missionaries with their black pants and crisp, white short-sleeve button-down shirts. Wonders how they handle all that pussy*

[emjay]

Atheists wear pocket protectors!

I've never seen one of those in my life except on Saved By The Bell... are they a big thing in America... presumably to stop your pen leaking in your pocket?