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If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
Well, considering the entire enterprise was engineered to be a scam from the beginning, this is probably the next best thing after the standard tithe.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
John Oliver's "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption."  The man is a genius.

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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
(June 26, 2017 at 7:19 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 26, 2017 at 6:20 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Have you ever offered a reply that wasn't a vapid useless Q-tip erm Quran quote?
FSM Grin

Look here ! Spaghetti; catch !..good boy.

You seem upset and to have an intolerance for other faiths.  I'll keep praying for you. Have a blessed day.

RAmen.
FSM Grin

(June 27, 2017 at 8:34 am)SteveII Wrote: [quote='Chad32' pid='1575340' dateline='1498511497']

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Which one am I?  You have a very befuddling wall of nonsensical text.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
(July 4, 2017 at 1:49 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(June 26, 2017 at 7:19 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Look here ! Spaghetti; catch !..good boy.

You seem upset and to have an intolerance for other faiths.  I'll keep praying for you. Have a blessed day.

RAmen.
FSM Grin

Of course!
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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
(July 4, 2017 at 2:28 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(July 4, 2017 at 1:49 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: You seem upset and to have an intolerance for other faiths.  I'll keep praying for you. Have a blessed day.

RAmen.
FSM Grin

Of course!

Have you eased up your intolerance of my faith?
FSM Grin
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
  Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
I see where the John Oliver video has been pulled so here is the whole saga of "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption."

Praise John.







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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
I've heard the name but know nothing about him - is he a satirist or a bible thumper?
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
He's a comedian.  Spent years on The Daily Show.
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RE: If God of Abraham is true, then why didnt he use his intelligent design to make a new
(July 5, 2017 at 7:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: He's a comedian.  Spent years on The Daily Show.

Oh. I had stopped being able to watch that way back before Colbert got his own show. TV is expensive...
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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