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Damned Protestants...
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Pat Robertson is going to suffer some VERY disturbing torments in Hell's Ironic Punishment Division.
Molten gold enemas to the extent he vomits the molten gold, that sort of thing. {shudder} 
It's a lovely thought but hell is just as phony as Robertson.
Maybe Hell only accrues to believers, LOL !!!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould  (October 24, 2014 at 12:55 am)Minimalist Wrote: I think it is time for Pat to be locked up in a rubber room. I went looking for that part in the Gospels where Jesus brings a dead girl back to life and tells people that those of sufficient faith should be able to accomplish that. Jesus was always telling people that those of sufficient faith can perform miracles. I didn't have the patience to locate it but I remember reading it. So any Christian who would say Pat's crazy should be ready to say the same for Jesus.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist Quote:Jesus was always telling people that those of sufficient faith can perform miracles. You'd think that just out of sheer curiosity sometime in the last 1,500 years one of the fuckers would have tried it out, no?  RE: Damned Protestants...
October 24, 2014 at 3:00 am
(This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 3:02 am by Crossless2.0.)
(October 24, 2014 at 2:52 am)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:Jesus was always telling people that those of sufficient faith can perform miracles. Not a chance. Deep down, even the Christers understand something about falsifiability and would never put themselves in a position to admit that they either lack the true faith they proclaim or that Jesus was full of shit. These days, 'miracles' have been demoted to finding car keys and being cured of crabs. (October 24, 2014 at 2:52 am)Minimalist Wrote: You'd think that just out of sheer curiosity sometime in the last 1,500 years one of the fuckers would have tried it out, no?All they have to do is A/S/K.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
Really.
With all these super holy jesus freak fuckheads there should be mountains moving all over the landscape. By now the Alps should be in Sweden. |
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