The theory of evolution HOAX

[Pat Mustard]

And of course, there's the little detail that the man who first presented the big bang theory was a catholic priest who was also a scientist.

Yes the same Georges Lemâitre who pissed all over the then pontiff for daring to say the big bang was proof for god. When I get home I can dig out the relevant quote.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

And of course, there's the little detail that the man who first presented the big bang theory was a catholic priest who was also a scientist.

Yes the same Georges Lemâitre who pissed all over the then pontiff for daring to say the big bang was proof for god. When I get home I can dig out the relevant quote.

This one?

As far as I see, such a theory [of the primeval atom] remains entirely outside any metaphysical or religious question. It leaves the materialist free to deny any transcendental Being. He may keep, for the bottom of space-time, the same attitude of mind he has been able to adopt for events occurring in non-singular places in space-time. For the believer, it removes any attempt to familiarity with God, as were Laplace's chiquenaude or Jeans' finger. It is consonant with the wording of Isaiah speaking of the 'Hidden God' hidden even in the beginning of the universe ... Science has not to surrender in face of the Universe and when Pascal tries to infer the existence of God from the supposed infinitude of Nature, we may think that he is looking in the wrong direction. 

https://todayinsci.com/L/Lemaitre_George...ations.htm

[WinterHold]

Let's be honest: feathered Dinosaurs were found.
God might've taught humans how to be "humans" over thousands of generation. I don't see it being that wrong.

First generation was so close to monkeys.

First generation was monkeys, with a tiny variation. God didn't teach them shit.

Actually, he did.

Humans learned through observation of his creation. Every tree and every animal contributed, every star and every planet too.

[Anomalocaris]

First generation was monkeys, with a tiny variation. God didn't teach them shit.

Actually, he did.

Humans learned through observation of his creation. Every tree and every animal contributed, every star and every planet too.

Yes, monkeys observed the planets and became muslims.

[Cyberman]

How do you know it's a creation?

[Pat Mustard]

Well then, the Catholic church would be wrong on the Adam and Eve claim.

How can evolution be ridiculous, when it has been observed, in the wild and in the lab?

READ the articles on creationresearch.org! If you really hold a true position, it should not make you fear to read articles from the opposition in the least.

I don't fear to read bullshit from creatards, it's just that, as a being existing on a linear plane with a limited existence I have better things to do with my time, than reading 'em again.

Like scratching my balls.

[WinterHold]

How do you know it's a creation?

The pattern.
Every atom is working in an orchestrated fashion to ensure the prosper even if it was for an instant of time.

In other words; if we had different scheme, we'll end up with a total different universe.

[The Grand Nudger]

You mean, if things were different, they'd be different?  Your brilliance humbles me.  

Do you reckon that Allah makes every single snowflake, too? Must be a busy guy.

[FatAndFaithless]

How do you know it's a creation?

The pattern.
Every atom is working in an orchestrated fashion to ensure the prosper even if it was for an instant of time.

In other words; if we had different scheme, we'll end up with a total different universe.

That's just saying "It's the way it is because of the way it is.  If it was a different way, it would be something different."

You don't just get to call something a creation, then use creation as evidence for itself.

[Divinity]

If you've disproved the theory of evolution, where's your fucking nobel prize, asshole?