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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Redbeard The Pink Offline
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 14, 2017 at 12:06 pm
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 14, 2017 at 1:29 pm
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 14, 2017 at 1:47 pm
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 14, 2017 at 2:27 pm
Quote:What has theology ever said that is of the smallest use to anybody? When has theology ever said anything that is demonstrably true and is not obvious? I have listened to theologians, read them, debated against them. I have never heard any of them ever say anything of the smallest use, anything that was not either platitudinously obvious or downright false. If all the achievements of scientists were wiped out tomorrow, there would be no doctors but witch doctors, no transport faster than horses, no computers, no printed books, no agriculture beyond subsistence peasant farming. If all the achievements of theologians were wiped out tomorrow, would anyone notice the smallest difference? Even the bad achievements of scientists, the bombs, and sonar-guided whaling vessels work! The achievements of theologians don’t do anything, don’t affect anything, don’t mean anything. What makes anyone think that “theology” is a subject at all?


Richard Dawkins

Theologian hate to hear this one.  Fucktards.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 15, 2017 at 10:14 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 15, 2017 at 10:26 am
(September 15, 2017 at 10:14 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 14, 2017 at 1:47 pm)Succubus Wrote: How utterly predictable. From your link:


2) Amy-Jill Levine: Theologian.
3) James Dunn: Theologian
4) William, R. Herzog: Theologian.
5) John Dominic Crossan: Theologian.
6) Craig Alan Evans: Theologian.
7) Christopher M. Tuckett: Anglican priest.
8) Bart D Ehrman: The darling of apologists everywhere because they think he supports their case.
9) Bruce Chilton: Theologian.

But that link is totally unrelated to what I asked you. Now go and find me a few bible scholars who are not Christian apologists.

Reword that into something legible and get back to me.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 15, 2017 at 10:43 am (This post was last modified: September 15, 2017 at 11:01 am by Little Rik.)
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 15, 2017 at 4:04 pm
(September 15, 2017 at 10:43 am)Little Rik Wrote: The first followers were so full of spirituality that for the spiritual ideal were prepared to die in the Colosseum.
Well so fucking what! There's never been a shortage if idiots prepared to die for a cause.
Now, about that list of non apologist bible scholars. It's been two days now and I'm flat-out waiting.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 15, 2017 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: September 15, 2017 at 5:44 pm by Redbeard The Pink.)
(September 15, 2017 at 10:43 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 14, 2017 at 12:06 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: You know the hippie aqua-gospel wouldn't be remotely relevant if the bible didn't exist, right?

You do know that, right?


Wrong once again Pinky.  Banging Head On Desk

Jesus left such a legacy of spirituality that even without the Bible there would be followers.

The first followers were so full of spirituality that for the spiritual ideal were prepared to die in the Colosseum.

Beside the Apostles went around the known world to spread Jesus's spirituality.
They didn't carry any Bibles with them.  Lightbulb

I see you haven't really looked into the historicity of the apostles, either. I find that unsurprising.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 16, 2017 at 9:24 am (This post was last modified: September 16, 2017 at 9:52 am by Little Rik.)
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