Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

[Succubus]

Gee, Succu you are so lucky.  
You as an atheist haven't got a cause so you will not die for a cause.  
I never thought about that mate.  

You haven't read the link I already posted the other day, did you Succu?
Well now is time to read it so you can know about the non apologist bible scholars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources

I was right, you don't read the post's you reply to. So here it is again...

2) Amy-Jill Levine: Theologian.
3) James Dunn: Theologian
4) William, R. Herzog: Theologian.
5) John Dominic Crossan: Theologian.
6) Craig Alan Evans: Theologian.
7) Christopher M. Tuckett: Anglican priest.
8) Bart D Ehrman: The darling of apologists everywhere because they think he supports their case.
9) Bruce Chilton: Theologian.

But that link is totally unrelated to what I asked you. Now go and find me a few bible scholars who are not Christian apologists.

And fuck off with the childish emoticons, it makes you look, err, childish.

[Redbeard The Pink]

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I see you haven't really looked into the historicity of the apostles, either. I find that unsurprising.

I know Pinky, I know.  
You live in a small village lost in the middle west of America so I have to understand that you never heard
of a place called Rome where Peter went to propagate Jesus's spirituality or a place in south India where an other apostle named Thomas did the same or other places where other apostles went to do the same thing.

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.  
If anybody blame you for your lack of knowledge you let me know.
I know how to fix these idiots.  

Historians think there might have been a Peter who knew and consorted with Paul (a Hellenist), and that there might have been a Peter who ran a very Jewish sect of Christianity. There's some support for the idea that these could have been the same person, and some speculation that one or both of them might have witnessed the life of a historical Jesus (if indeed there was such a person). Whether or not either of them corresponds with Simon Peter is a guessing game, and there's no compelling evidence that Peter ever lead the church in Rome, nor that he was crucified.

[Little Rik]

I know Pinky, I know.  
You live in a small village lost in the middle west of America so I have to understand that you never heard
of a place called Rome where Peter went to propagate Jesus's spirituality or a place in south India where an other apostle named Thomas did the same or other places where other apostles went to do the same thing.

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.  
If anybody blame you for your lack of knowledge you let me know.
I know how to fix these idiots.  

Historians think there might have been a Peter who knew and consorted with Paul (a Hellenist), and that there might have been a Peter who ran a very Jewish sect of Christianity. There's some support for the idea that these could have been the same person, and some speculation that one or both of them might have witnessed the life of a historical Jesus (if indeed there was such a person). Whether or not either of them corresponds with Simon Peter is a guessing game, and there's no compelling evidence that Peter ever lead the church in Rome, nor that he was crucified.

That is very bizarre Pinky.  

Considering that your knowledge is so deep please explain to poor LR how Christianity spread through Europe, Asia and Africa?  
Please tell LR who spread Christianity around considering that the Apostles never existed.  

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Gee, Succu you are so lucky.  
You as an atheist haven't got a cause so you will not die for a cause.  
I never thought about that mate.  

You haven't read the link I already posted the other day, did you Succu?
Well now is time to read it so you can know about the non apologist bible scholars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources

I was right, you don't read the post's you reply to. So here it is again...

2) Amy-Jill Levine: Theologian.
3) James Dunn: Theologian
4) William, R. Herzog: Theologian.
5) John Dominic Crossan: Theologian.
6) Craig Alan Evans: Theologian.
7) Christopher M. Tuckett: Anglican priest.
8) Bart D Ehrman: The darling of apologists everywhere because they think he supports their case.
9) Bruce Chilton: Theologian.

But that link is totally unrelated to what I asked you. Now go and find me a few bible scholars who are not Christian apologists.

And fuck off with the childish emoticons, it makes you look, err, childish.

Not at all Succu.
You did asked me of any non apologist that give historicity to Jesus.
In my link it just show that.
If then you don't agree with that then you got some mental problems  that I am unable to fix.

Here we go again.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources



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[Succubus]

Considering that your knowledge is so deep please explain to poor LR how Christianity spread through Europe, Asia and Africa?  
Please tell LR who spread Christianity around considering that the Apostles never existed.  

Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.
In ~380AD Rome drop kicked the pagan religions and adopted Christianity. Where the Roman army went, Christianity went. That's how it spread so quickly.

You're welcome.

[Minimalist]

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.

No more real than Robin Hood's "Merry Men,"  King Arthur's "Knights of the Round Table," or Ali Baba's "Forty Thieves."

Is there any silly shit you won't fall for Ricky?

[Succubus]

Not at all Succu.
You did asked me of any non apologist that give historicity to Jesus.
In my link it just show that.
If then you don't agree with that then you got some mental problems  that I am unable to fix.

Here we go again.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources



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Twat.

[The Industrial Atheist]

If one ate a bad communion wafer that gave them explosive diarrhea, would that be, theoretically, blowing Jesus out their ass?

[Minimalist]

Absolutely.

[Astreja]

Absolutely.

Or as Little Prick is wont to say,

[Little Rik]

Absolutely.

Or as Little Prick is wont to say,

I hope Astreja will not end up astray in this thread and get dirty.  

I wouldn't like to see a respectable lady like that dealing with all the garbage like the one that I try to sweep down in the sewer unless she wear gloves, apron and mask like I do when I deal with such a garbage.

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Considering that your knowledge is so deep please explain to poor LR how Christianity spread through Europe, Asia and Africa?  
Please tell LR who spread Christianity around considering that the Apostles never existed.  

Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.
In ~380AD Rome drop kicked the pagan religions and adopted Christianity. Where the Roman army went, Christianity went. That's how it spread so quickly.

You're welcome.

FOOL.  
Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.

Long before the Romans spread Christianity the Apostles already spread Christianity.
Did the Romans went to south India or to Ethiopia or to Iran, Iraq or Russia where Christianity was already there?

Learn before you spout garbage.  


https://www.quora.com/Where-did-each-of-...-ascension

http://12tribehistory.com/where-did-the-disciples-go/

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Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.

No more real than Robin Hood's "Merry Men,"  King Arthur's "Knights of the Round Table," or Ali Baba's "Forty Thieves."

Is there any silly shit you won't fall for Ricky?

Sure there is son.
Is one guy called Minimalist.